Wow. I can't wait until she decides to burn John and tell all. Even if she's whacked.
"Um, like, I totally met John at this cool bar we both hang out at. He had his collar flipped up and this awesome tan,
and he just ordered a Foster's in the can. I was drinking a Bartle's & Jaymes and was eyeing this totally cool Porsche
911 in the parking lot. When he flashed the key fob, I saw it was his, so I thought, 'wow, the stars are like totally lined up
for me to meet him. I mean, there was even a Whitesnake song playing on the jukebox!' So I..."
"Uh, Riellee, I think you're remembering another time in your life...sounds like the Eighties."
"Oh, am I? Sorry. Oh, now I remember: I offered him a BJ and he said OK. The rest is basically history."