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Offline RMN

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BREAKING NEWS - Trump Order Satellites Turned Off The Earth Is Flat.
« on: January 25, 2017, 05:48:59 AM »
This nemesis guy is joking.... or is he?? I too have noticed POTUS never says globe and instead says World or Earth.  Being a Flat-Earther myself I notice these things.  It is how we recognize each other. But how did  nemesis figure out our code? It is a secret.

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BREAKING NEWS - Trump Order Satellites Turned Off The Earth Is Flat.
Well anything can happen with this guy. Of course not true, but then again?
He hints that he is on to me and my fellow flat-earthers.

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trueblue2007 (7,646 posts)
4. Yeah Henry VIII had a tiny penis too. just like Donald Rump
This one does not understand the topic but is interested in the Emperor's Penis regardless of the size! Who isn't?

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Cracklin Charlie (2,725 posts)
5. I know!

We can build a giant flat iron, and smooth out those bumpy mountainous regions.

Many people say that the Rocky Mountains are just full of illegal alien caribou from Canada!
For some crazy reason this one wants to unbalance the Earth to help the caribou escape to Canada.

 :cheersmate:


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Offline SVPete

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Re: BREAKING NEWS - Trump Order Satellites Turned Off The Earth Is Flat.
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2017, 08:21:16 AM »
TMN should phone this in to BuzzFeed! They'd publish it instantly, and then CNN and other MSM would publish/broadcast it as "unconfirmed" and "up to readers/hearers to decide if it's true".

Seriously! TMN has a scoop on his hands and is wasting his opportunity!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - Trump Order Satellites Turned Off The Earth Is Flat.
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2017, 12:34:03 PM »
Could Shyla Leboof's DU name be TMN?

Both should check themselves into a mental facility for ours and their safety.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - Trump Order Satellites Turned Off The Earth Is Flat.
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2017, 12:43:06 PM »
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Cracklin Charlie (2,725 posts)
5. I know!

We can build a giant flat iron, and smooth out those bumpy mountainous regions.

Many people say that the Rocky Mountains are just full of illegal alien caribou from Canada!

We have a fix for Canadian border jumpers.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - Trump Order Satellites Turned Off The Earth Is Flat.
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2017, 01:15:15 PM »
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4. Yeah Henry VIII had a tiny penis too. just like Donald Rump
Melania doesn't seem to mind....
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