I know how we'll stop Trump -- MICHAEL MOORE!

[Happy Fun Ball]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028498460

Not much in this thread, but this first post just writes its own jokes.

Laura PourMeADrink (20,116 posts)

So will Michael Moore do anything today? He said he would. He called for obstruction. He
called for something bigger than protest.

FarCenter (18,100 posts)
1. He was speaking in NYC yesterday. He'll probably be speaking somewhere today.

Laura PourMeADrink (20,116 posts)
3. Ya well, woopdee do. He called for/intimated that he would lead an actual inaug obstruction nt

Gotyour6 (1 post)
2. Nope

He wont do anything.
He is a big bag of wind.
He might eat his weight in Cheetos though

So, is sausage and pepperoni good?

DonCoquixote (11,704 posts)
5. I know this next statement might turn some heads

But frankly, if the reality TV show star can become elected president, I can easily deal with a film director. Yes that is harsh, but he can speak to those holes in the blue wall we have. If the American people want to turn elections into circus shows, let's at least have some funny clowns, ones that at least are capable of making a point.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

.....He called for/intimated that he would lead an actual inaug obstruction.....

And if there's anybody who can obstruct merely with his physical bulk, it's Michael Moore.

I'll bet he can block off a whole four-lane street all by himself.

[Carl]

Jabba the Moore is nothing but a side show now.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I know how we'll stop Trump -- MICHAEL MOORE!

What, they're going to lead him out into an important intersection and shoot him in the head, blocking things up like a dead whale on a beach?

[SVPete]

Moore is going on a buycott spree, eating 2 gallons of Ben & Jerry's, getting full coverage on his car(s) from Progressive, and hitting on "Flo".

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

"So will Michael Moore do anything today? He said he would. He called for obstruction. He
called for something bigger than protest."
If a conservative said that when Obama was about to be inaugurated, the DUmmies would accuse him of "Stochastic terrorism" and demand his arrest.

[BlueStateSaint]

"So will Michael Moore do anything today? He said he would. He called for obstruction. He
called for something bigger than protest."
If a conservative said that when Obama was about to be inaugurated, the DUmmies would accuse him of "Stochastic terrorism" and demand his arrest.

Something bigger than protest sounds an awful lot like open civil war.  Which side has all the guns, and more importantly, the training in their use?

[miskie]

"So will Michael Moore do anything today? He said he would. He called for obstruction. He
called for something bigger than protest."
If a conservative said that when Obama was about to be inaugurated, the DUmmies would accuse him of "Stochastic terrorism" and demand his arrest.

Indeed. Yet there wasn't a single peep when CNN reported that if someone killed Trump & Pence before they were sworn in, Obama could stay on a little while longer while things get sorted out.

[SVPete]

I guess Moore's "something bigger than protest" fizzled for lack of people to do it for him. Or maybe he was still in an ice-cream-overdose stupor and couldn't organize it.

[98ZJUSMC]

DonCoquixote (11,704 posts)
5. I know this next statement might turn some heads

But frankly, if the reality TV show star can become elected president, I can easily deal with a film director. Yes that is harsh, . If the American people want to turn elections into circus shows, let's at least have some funny clowns, ones that at least are capable of making a point.

Oh, please do.  Run an entire panoply of hard left freaks.   

but he can speak to those holes in the blue wall we have

   Ummm, no.  You won't even admit why they are there.

...and they're getting bigger.   

[98ZJUSMC]

Something bigger than protest sounds an awful lot like open civil war.  Which side has all the guns, and more importantly, the training in their use?

Sure does, doesn't it?  Fat boi needs to watch his yapper.  I guess skank Madonna is getting a serious FLE visit, very quickly.

[SVPete]

DonCoquixote (11,704 posts)
5. I know this next statement might turn some heads

But frankly, if the reality TV show star can become elected president, I can easily deal with a film director. Yes that is harsh, . If the American people want to turn elections into circus shows, let's at least have some funny clowns, ones that at least are capable of making a point.

DonCokeyquixote, like so many DU-folk and other Libs/Progs, just refuses to wrap his/her head around the fact that Donald Trump took a multimillion-$$ real estate management business and grew it into a multibillion-$$ hospitality empire. Like with GWB and RWR, they need to pretend Trump is a TV show clown/idiot (In ProgFantasyLand, GHWB bailed out of a perfectly good TBM Avenger, causing the death of one of his crew, and receiving a DFC different in detail, but the same sort of denigration of accomplishments).

But, yeah! Let the Ds run geriatric clowns like Biden("Stand up, Chuck"; "You can't go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts ..."), Mad Maxine, or Sheila Jackson-Lee for President! Please!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4[/youtube]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMTBHU-oQdg[/youtube]

[J P Sousa]

""  He called for something bigger than protest.  ""


Is that a "dog whistle" for riots ?

[Boudicca]

Oh my.

And if there's anybody who can obstruct merely with his physical bulk, it's Michael Moore.

I'll bet he can block off a whole four-lane street all by himself.

No, he's definitely gonna need the effluvia emanating from his liberated by FLEET bowel obstruction to a four lane interstate, Frank.
The odiferous clouds thus engendered would cause law enforcement to evacuate a mile wide radius, and liberals may get the tear/pepper gassing they totally deserve for being so damned ****ing stupid as to stand up for ISIS enabling scuz like obama and Hillary and CAIR, etc. And AGAINST America.
**** you liberals, whoever reads this.  I feast on your despair.