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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2016, 03:22:46 PM »
Landfill workers. Takes care of the feeding problem as well.

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« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2016, 05:13:55 PM »
Oh, absolutely.

But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.

I'm thinking for the ones who need to lose some weight, a sprig of parsley, half a walnut, and one stalk of celery a day would suffice.

I have in mind something like the Gulag labor camps, feeding them wasn't really that much of an issue, and the inmate's productivity in logging, shoveling frozen gold-bearing mud, or digging coal or ore affected whether they got 'Almost nothing' or 'Never enough' after a special storm assault on their work objectives.  And there'll be enough road kill and and not-quite-inedible vegetable waste (Including expired Jack-o'-lanterns for Thanksgiving) to make the daily soup, even in Alaska and U.P. of Michigan, which I see as great camp locations.     
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2016, 05:16:18 PM »
Well, they could hand-pick peas out of their pods, and then re-put-them-in.

I dunno what purpose that would serve, but the primitives serve no purpose anyway.


I can't remember what book I read it in, possibly The Gulag Archipelago, where the prisoners were made to dig large holes at one side of a field and then transport the dirt from the hole to the other side of the field. 

Once the hole was deemed to have been dug well enough, they carted the dirt back from the other side of the field to fill up the hole.  Then the process would start on the opposite side of the field. 

Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit.  I like it.

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2016, 05:18:45 PM »
Let's put them in charge of extracting gold from rocks.  They get to play with mercury.  They'd love that!

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« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2016, 05:29:12 PM »
Put them all on the Moochell school lunch program.  And hard labor would help develop character if that is in fact possible for a DUmmie.

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2016, 05:33:23 PM »

I can't remember what book I read it in, possibly The Gulag Archipelago, where the prisoners were made to dig large holes at one side of a field and then transport the dirt from the hole to the other side of the field. 

Once the hole was deemed to have been dug well enough, they carted the dirt back from the other side of the field to fill up the hole.  Then the process would start on the opposite side of the field. 

Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit.  I like it.

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« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2016, 05:41:01 PM »
Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit.  I like it.

Perhaps the Soviet socialists invented the concept of useless repetitive labor before the German socialists did, as we're talking the same era here. But I based my idea upon what the latter did.

The primitives think we're a bunch of Nazis, even though we aren't, so we might as well act like Nazis.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2016, 05:44:51 PM »
Perhaps the Soviet socialists invented the concept of useless repetitive labor before the German socialists did, as we're talking the same era here. But I based my idea upon what the latter did.

The primitives think we're a bunch of Nazis, even though we aren't, so we might as well act like Nazis.

I prefer we don't act like Nazis. Actually, it's quite fun watching the DUmmies work themselves into the vapors over something that they imagined, then let that imagination morph into "their" reality.

Nothing they say is true, about what will happen and about Trump supporters, but they believe it.

I'm just a little scared they'll act on their self-inflicted fears and someone will die. Then it's on.
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« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2016, 06:01:14 PM »
Put them all on an island with abundant natural resources and leave them to their own devices.

I agree with this more than the one I mentioned. It would be interesting to place them on some isolated island out in the South Pacific and see how they would do. Margaret Mead would also approve of this idea.

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2016, 06:15:05 PM »
Just make them pick oakum all day, Victorian workhouse style.
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« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2016, 06:18:26 PM »
We could have them try and scrub that pesky stain on the bathtub that won't come out.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2016, 06:25:27 PM »
Put them all on the Moochell school lunch program. And hard labor would help develop character if that is in fact possible for a DUmmie.

To the eaters of puke stew, that may be an upgrade.

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2016, 06:35:32 PM »
Giving them jobs that require any type of labor would be for naught, liberals hate anything related to work.  Can't have them cook, we would end up eating some crap like ocra or puke stew. They have to run to the DUmp for advice on how to clean anything. 

In reality the only thing a liberal can do is tell other people how to act, live etc.....In other words, they are completely useless postules.  we can put them in camps but we will have to support them just like we do now with welfare.  The advantage to having them in camps is they are less able to do harm to the good people in society.

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2016, 07:54:56 PM »
Hire half to snitch on the other half. Have them get rid of the guilty ones themselves. Rinse and repeat.

^^^ this

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2016, 03:26:22 AM »
I can't remember what book I read it in, possibly The Gulag Archipelago, where the prisoners were made to dig large holes at one side of a field and then transport the dirt from the hole to the other side of the field. 

Once the hole was deemed to have been dug well enough, they carted the dirt back from the other side of the field to fill up the hole.  Then the process would start on the opposite side of the field. 

Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit.  I like it.
Way back when, in the 1920s, my grandfather was enrolled at Castle Heights Military Academy in Lebanon, Tennessee.  It's been gone for decades, but at the time, it was a somewhat prestigious school to attend.  This was back in the day when getting into a military academy was generally considered an honor, but some parents would use their wealth/influence to force their sons into military academies to straighten them out for bad behavior.  My grandfather was the former, but he knew more than one who was in the latter camp.

Among the punishments handed out for bad behavior was "walking the pole" which was literally assigning a cadet to march in a square around the flagpole for hours at a time, full uniform, carrying a "rifle," which was a mock-up of an old Enfield, but made of hickory so that it weighed about eighteen pounds.  Anyone who thinks that this was a minor punishment has never worn a full wool uniform and carried a heavy rifle while marching, square-corners, for eight hours on an August day in middle Tennessee, when the temperatures could easily surpass 90 degrees.  My grandfather managed to get that punishment a time or two.

Another punishment was to make a cadet dig a hole 6' in diameter and 6' deep, and if their infraction was particularly bad, they had to then fill that hole back up again.  My grandfather never got this treatment, but he knew a few who did.  Some even got "sentenced" to multiple holes.

Someone who lived in the same dormitory as my grandfather got sentenced to two holes for some particularly egregious breach of decorum.  IIRC, he was caught out carousing with local girls after curfew or something.  Doesn't really matter: he got sentenced to the holes and he had to dig them.

What the upperclassmen at Castle Heights didn't know is that this particular cadet's father was a demolitions expert.  His father had worked on some of the biggest projects in the world, including the Panama Canal, and he knew pretty much everything that there was to know about dynamite and black powder and such at that time.  And he had taught his son everything that he knew.  And remember that back then, anyone could buy dynamite or black powder at their corner hardware store, no questions asked.  So our punished cadet did just that.

The upperclassmen were certain that it would take this cadet probably eight or ten hours of hard digging to get these holes dug, so they put him out in the field with a shovel and went off to play football or something.  After an hour or two, the campus was rocked with a series of booms.  The cadet had dug down just enough to plant a couple of sticks of dynamite and a little bit of black powder, just right to blast out two holes mostly perfect for the specified six feet deep and six feet in diameter.

The upperclassmen were, predictably, furious beyond words, but the cadet had the presence of mind to demand, under threat of courts-martial (well, the military school equivalent at the time, anyway, but the upperclassmen could have been in deep doo-doo if they were found to have violated the honor of their punishment), that the commandant approve that he had indeed met the specified requirement of the punishment, to produce two holes of the specified diameter and depth.  The commandant did go to the field where he had done this and chuckled a bit and told the upperclassmen to go stick it where the sun didn't shine.

That guy, as I understand it, went on to be an EOD expert in the Marines and served in both the Pacific Theatre and later in Korea.

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2016, 07:48:27 AM »
Way back when, in the 1920s, ...

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« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2016, 12:03:04 AM »
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2016, 02:31:59 AM »
Giving them jobs that require any type of labor would be for naught, liberals hate anything related to work. 

If they don't work, we move on to the moving targets option.  My preference, anyways, but if they'll work?  Fine.  If any of them claim to be lawyers, we move right to the moving targets option.  No if's, and's or but's.
              

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2016, 05:38:42 AM »
If they don't work, we move on to the moving targets option.  My preference, anyways, but if they'll work?  Fine.  If any of them claim to be lawyers, we move right to the moving targets option.  No if's, and's or but's.

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