Author Topic: "With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In."- Hopalong Bob, 11/07/16  (Read 9828 times)

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A reminder for the lurking primitives--Trump crushed Cankles in an electoral landslide without any help from the Koch brothers.  They didn't lift a finger to help him.  The Koch brothers smear has been neutralized, swept off the table for the next eight years. 

Going to have to come up with some new bogeymen.

I never thought about that. However the Koch's are no longer needed as evil rich bogeymen. They got President-Elect Trump now.   :lmao:

Expect the daily US military deaths and the true unemployment figures to be standard fare in the MSM newspapers now.  Expect stories on the MSM nightly news about how hard the flyover folks are having trying to make ends meet. Now if Donald's advisors are smart... they will convince him to fly right to the place wherever the last MSM story was and blame the dems and their big government agenda for their plight.  The MSM will have no choice but to cover it. 

That right there would negate the MSM and make them look like the dem media wing that that they are.
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I feel like someone who had a fire in their house while on vacation. Notified by the local PD about the fire, they rush home to see what's left.

So when skinner opens her up to the rabble, what will the deplorables see? A gutted bi-level or a just a hole where the house once stood?

Oh the changing face of DU. My gut is telling me that old Bob isn't going to be the presence he once was. Too bad if this turns out to be the situation but maybe I'm wrong. Can he get his mojo back? Good question.

It's too bad that Manny's mental ward is so awful. The potential was there but the management doesn't run a very tight ship. It's a drift on the big blue sea with no direction or even a purpose that I can discern.
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I feel like someone who had a fire in their house while on vacation. Notified by the local PD about the fire, they rush home to see what's left.

So when skinner opens her up to the rabble, what will the deplorables see? A gutted bi-level or a just a hole where the house once stood?

Oh the changing face of DU. My gut is telling me that old Bob isn't going to be the presence he once was. Too bad if this turns out to be the situation but maybe I'm wrong. Can he get his mojo back? Good question.

It's too bad that Manny's mental ward is so awful. The potential was there but the management doesn't run a very tight ship. It's a drift on the big blue sea with no direction or even a purpose that I can discern.

I fully expect that there will be two tiers of DU.  Simple economics dictates that.  With Mrs. Skinner losing her sinecure, and probably not wanting to downsize in her lifestyle, Mr Skinner got to be the breadwinner in a major way now. Not to mention has to pay 2 employees as well.   

Oh what to do if you actually got to be profitable in your business endeavor to keep the little lady happy?  Absent Soros fully funding his website that gave us countless hours of amusement, what is he to do?  Well one way is to try to incentivize your clientele to pay more. The other is to find other revenue streams, aka ads.  Dummies are either notoriously poor or tight, so the only way I see for him to make the moola that he is used to is to do the above.

Mr. Skinner really has no resume. I ran the dump for the last 15 years?  Ha!  Yep I'm gonna hire him right now.   :rotf:  He never consistently opined there either so a gig as an opinion contributor at some other leftist website is out. I don't think he can code either so that is out.  Go begging to Soros?  Soros going to want a return on his investment and the dump just ain't it.

No... Skins is scared shitless.  He actually has to put out a product that gets hits now.  He is going to get a lesson in what all business owners across the country already know, it is damned tough to make it.

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Still no sign of Bob.  Maybe he's on a pilgrimage to visit his dearly departed foot.  I'll bet he had it buried, just like old Pete Kibble way back in 1917.


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I fully expect that there will be two tiers of DU.  Simple economics dictates that.  With Mrs. Skinner losing her sinecure, and probably not wanting to downsize in her lifestyle, Mr Skinner got to be the breadwinner in a major way now. Not to mention has to pay 2 employees as well.   

Oh what to do if you actually got to be profitable in your business endeavor to keep the little lady happy?  Absent Soros fully funding his website that gave us countless hours of amusement, what is he to do?  Well one way is to try to incentivize your clientele to pay more. The other is to find other revenue streams, aka ads.  Dummies are either notoriously poor or tight, so the only way I see for him to make the moola that he is used to is to do the above.

Mr. Skinner really has no resume. I ran the dump for the last 15 years?  Ha!  Yep I'm gonna hire him right now.   :rotf:  He never consistently opined there either so a gig as an opinion contributor at some other leftist website is out. I don't think he can code either so that is out.  Go begging to Soros?  Soros going to want a return on his investment and the dump just ain't it.

No... Skins is scared shitless.  He actually has to put out a product that gets hits now.  He is going to get a lesson in what all business owners across the country already know, it is damned tough to make it.

Skins will have to follow the Tucson Tart Financial Plan: earn $5 a trick sucking cock behind a Dumpster at the plasma center, and string macaroni necklaces at a sheltered workshop for minimum wage.
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It's too bad that Manny's mental ward is so awful. The potential was there but the management doesn't run a very tight ship. It's a drift on the big blue sea with no direction or even a purpose that I can discern.

 I just discovered JPR a day or two after the election. It's one big word salad of random people with serious dissociative disorder as far as I can tell. Even within a thread, it's damn near impossible to determine what exactly a given poster is replying to, it's just all over the map. At least the DUmp is consistent in its stupidity, I'll give 'em that much
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An opinion contributor?  Anything he writes is a six page snooze fest.

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I wouldn't assume the Soros money has completely dried up.  If anything there are a lot fewer places to put it now that all the campaign season ads, PACs, and astroturf fake organizations have gone dormant for this election cycle.
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The DUmp should have taken the clue that DU went down shortly after Hillary canceled her fireworks.  They knew what was coming and didn't tell ANYONE. 

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