Scuba (423 posts) (Reply to original post) November 15, 2016 at 6:15 pm
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1. Two guys with "Make America Great Again" hats attacked me today.
They said it was because of the Bernie sticker on my truck they knew I was a librul and it’s now open season on libruls.
In its defense, an incident did occur between Scuba and two older guys. Naturally the event did not happen as Scuba described. Yes, I realize that is no big surprise. Fortunately, fictional spirit-guide Zoomer-Zang was in the area and took notes and transcribed the happening. He was kind enough to provide me with his info.
Two older guys are politely talking amongst themselves about football. One has on a Trump hat. The other a Trump T-shirt. As Scuba approaches the guys it is clear to see that Scuba is still heartbroken and devastated by Hitlary's loss. Scuba's eyes are still red and wet from all of the crying. When Scuba happens to finally see the Trump hat and T-shirt it screeches at the two guys, "HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!? HE WILL NEVER BE MY PRESIDENT!!!! RACISTS!!!!" With that last outburst Scuba's tears once more began to fall like a dam had broken.
The two older guys are taken somewhat aback. They confusingly ask each other what the funny looking individual is screaming about. One of the guys says, "I don't know, but I think it must believe we're race car drives?" The second asks, "How did you get that?" The first replies, "Well, he screamed 'racers' at us?" "Oh! I thought he said "erasist" and I knew that, unlike the Clinton chick, that I hadn't erased anything."
Finally one of the guys notices all of the safety pins that Scuba is wearing. He leans over to the other guy and whispers, "I think I know what the problem is: It has shat its pants." His friend looks at him strangely and asks, "How in the hell did you come up with that?" The other guy says, "Smell the aroma? See all of those safety pins it wearing? And everyone knows that a child gets cranky when it has shat its pants. That individual is definitely a pants shitter!" The first guy thinks for a minute. Then eases closer to Scuba and in a soft, calm voice says, "Son...I mean...lady...I mean...person, the bathroom is right through that door on the left. If you change your diaper you'll feel better. Plus, I've got to tell you that your shit really does stink."
With that Scuba goes stomping off while mumbling under its breath.
Zoomer-Zang's notes does not say if Scuba did change its diaper, but regardless, it seems that Scuba at least got to create a bouncy from the incident.
