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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2016, 12:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 25, 2016, 12:04:49 PM
That ain't chili.

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2016, 12:57:11 PM »
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Once a month I take my soup crockpot and dump cheap veggies and near expired cans, and, see what I come up with.

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2016, 05:16:03 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 13, 2016, 12:15:17 PM


Yup.  Sounds about right for a DUmmie.

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2016, 05:18:56 PM »
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Once a month I take my soup crockpot and dump cheap veggies and near expired cans, and, see what I come up with.

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2016, 07:21:57 PM »
What else would you expect from a group of morons and misfits that can't even make a grilled cheese sandwich without f'n it up.  (along with the skillet)
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2016, 09:42:18 PM »
It's food, Jim, but not as we know it.

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2016, 12:46:03 PM »
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Peanut Butter Soup
   
Had some dental work done today and needed a soft diet tonight.
Miz t. made PBS, Peanut Butter Soup.
Sautéed onions, chicken broth and lots of PB.
Macerated in the food processor.


Sounds about as appetizing as a bowl of diarrhea. 
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2016, 01:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 16, 2016, 12:46:03 PM

Sounds about as appetizing as a bowl of diarrhea.

The peanut butter soup just might produce that bowl of diarrhea . . . :runaway: :panic: :bolt:
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2016, 03:39:42 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 13, 2016, 09:42:18 PM
It's food, Jim, but not as we know it.

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2016, 07:14:43 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on October 13, 2016, 07:56:41 AM
Just the ingredients make that concoction sound awful, an ingredient too many ... the large amount of ginger. That picture looks all the more unappetizing, not to mention pretentious; I suppose, however, that mixing in that dark swirled ingredient might make it look like a bowlful of diarrhea.
looks like road  squashed black snake on top
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2016, 07:25:42 PM »
Quote from: Charlespg on October 16, 2016, 07:14:43 PM
looks like road  squashed black snake on top

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2016, 02:53:15 PM »
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Food bank gave my roomie some onions, potatoes and corn on the cob. I have some ground beef, so a shared dinner. 

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3. Chicken chili

Tasty and a nice change from "regular" chili:
Stir together in crock pot:
1 can diced tomatoes (with juice)
1 small can plain tomato sauce
1 can kidney beans, drained
1 can black beans, drained
1 can corn, drained
1 small jar salsa
1 packet taco seasoning mix
1 small onion, chopped
Submerge .5 to 1 lb. boneless chicken breast in this. Cook on low 8 - 10 hrs. Remove chicken, shred meat, stir back in. 

That ain't chili. 

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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2016, 02:59:10 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 17, 2016, 02:53:15 PM
That ain't chili.

It sounds horrid.
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2016, 03:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 17, 2016, 02:53:15 PM
That ain't chili.

Pretty sure that would be a felony down here in TX.
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2016, 03:10:17 PM »
Cooking chicken in a crock pot for 8-10 hours?! That's about double what should be right for chicken. And those canned beans (already cooked in the canning process!) will be almost liquefied. And between the canned ingredients and the "taco mix" that will be waaaaaay salty!
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2016, 03:51:07 PM »
Think of what a pain in the ass tearing that whole chicken apart to add back in would be.  Toooo tedious, unpleasant, and time-consuming.  Just make it right and regular with beef, the way God intended. 
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2016, 06:45:17 PM »
Why would you use taco seasoning in a chili recipe?
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2016, 05:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 17, 2016, 06:45:17 PM
Why would you use taco seasoning in a chili recipe?

Maybe because both things end in vowels . . . It's as good an explanation as any. :whistling:
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2016, 05:50:46 AM »
Quote from: Karin on October 17, 2016, 02:53:15 PM
That ain't chili.

Now, admittedly I'm no gourmand, no expert on cuisine.

And I don't even like chili.

However.

It seems to me that real chili would have to have ground beef; no chicken, no pork, no fish, no tofu, no soybeans, no kale, no peas, or other exotic primitive ingredients.

Ground beef.

It equally seems to me then that this stuff with chicken would be more appropriately called "chicken soup," not "chili."
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2016, 06:58:18 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 17, 2016, 06:45:17 PM
Why would you use taco seasoning in a chili recipe?

Cultural misappropriation.

Did the Dummy get a Mexican's permission before using it?
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Re: What are the DUmmies stuffing their pieholes with these days?
« Reply #45 on: October 19, 2016, 12:15:05 PM »
This guy's usually a good cook:

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1. meatloaf stew?
 
I made a meatloaf last week to use up some ground beef. It's sitting in the fridge. It's so dense that if you stick a fork in it you have to use 2 hands to extract it, like the sword in the stone. The plan is to saw it into chunks and cook it up with hot chilis, onions and tomato and hope for a decent result. We'll see.

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