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Offline Delmar

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Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« on: July 04, 2016, 06:12:22 PM »
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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 12:21 PM
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1. Happy Birthday, Malia

It's been so much fun watching the girls grow up
All grown up and ready to serve.

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3. Malia is so lovely.Happy Birthday sweet girl..
I agree.  She'd sure look sharp in a uniform.

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 01:10 PM
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4. Happy Birthday - what a woman, huh? Now she can participate in electing the first woman President!
She can participate in the defense of her country too.  Might make her mom proud--for the second time.

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 01:29 PM
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7. Happy birthday, Malia, and best of luck at Harvard!
Harvard?  Oh well, she could still serve in our reserve forces.

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 01:33 PM
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10. All-American Girl?
Not until she serves, aspyboy.  Preferably as a drone pilot.
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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2016, 06:26:46 PM »
She's as ugly as her mother. 

Why do leftist president's children always look like they were beat to within an inch of their life with the ugly stick?
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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2016, 06:56:06 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on July 04, 2016, 06:26:46 PM
She's as ugly as her mother. 

Why do leftist president's children always look like they were beat to within an inch of their life with the ugly stick?

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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2016, 07:10:20 PM »
Maybe someday, they'll find out who their real parents are.
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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2016, 09:14:35 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on July 04, 2016, 07:10:20 PM
Maybe someday, they'll find out who their real parents are.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2016, 01:10:53 PM »
So I read that it started raining and they moved her party inside.  They had two rappers as the guests to sing. No vets or anything.   :bird:
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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2016, 02:33:23 PM »
 
Quote from: BattleHymn on July 04, 2016, 06:26:46 PM
She's as ugly as her mother. 

Why do leftist president's children always look like they were beat to within an inch of their life with the ugly stick?
She fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch, on the  way down .  :rimshot: 
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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2016, 08:19:46 PM »
Quote from: Gina on July 05, 2016, 01:10:53 PM
So I read that it started raining and they moved her party inside.  They had two rappers as the guests to sing. No vets or anything.   :bird:

If I could sing, I certainly wouldn't do so there.

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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2016, 11:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Skul on July 05, 2016, 02:33:23 PM
She fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch, on the  way down .  :rimshot:

And she inherited Moochelle's mustache. It looks like it belongs on an Irish bare-knuckle boxer!

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Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2016, 05:03:50 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 05, 2016, 11:01:41 PM
And she inherited Moochelle's mustache. It looks like it belongs on an Irish bare-knuckle boxer!



If she takes after her mother, she'll need to buy stock in Arm & Hammer.

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