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Offline BamaMoose

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Yet another lame gas pump Bouncy
« on: April 05, 2016, 02:13:40 AM »
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Dnot people talk about their bigotry and racism in private?
     
I was pumping gas today and this Caucasian man in his upper 50's maybe 60's is at the pump next to me pumping gas in his huge truck. He is on his cell phone talking rather loudly...enough to where I couldn't escape his conversation. Here is what I heard,

"oh yeah. He went to Mexico too but didn't like it. Yea, too many mexicans for his liking." Who talks like this! !?!?!!

My jaw dropped and my eyes immediately started scanning for trump signs. People really talk like this? I guess I live in an insulated world. People in my world just DO NOT talk like this. EVER. Even if people are prejudiced, I am never privy to their bullshit. This shocked me. And while I can hold my tongue, I cannot control my facial expressions. I am sure I gave him one of my disgusted, angry looks. He probably felt my eyes burning into his skull. Because after he said that, I noticed he got shifty and would NOT look at me. He rushed to get back into his truck and slinked away.

Can't we just round up THESE assholes and ship them to Mars? 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027739035

Lets see:
White guy <Check>
Huge gas guzzling, CO2 emitting, atmosphere destroying truck <Check>
Loudly talking on his cell phone (a no-no to use your cell while pumping gas) <Double Check>
Hates Mexicans <Check>
Got "shifty" and "slinked away" after feeling "eyes burning into his skull" <Check>

Follows the basic recipe, but has no panache. I'd give it half a bong for the phrase "eyes burning into his skull".
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Offline FiddyBeowulf

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Re: Yet another lame gas pump Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2016, 07:04:26 AM »
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"oh yeah. He went to Mexico too but didn't like it. Yea, too many mexicans for his liking." Who talks like this! !?!?!!
I do not know, maybe someone making a joke? 
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Re: Yet another lame gas pump Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2016, 07:20:16 AM »
He's just fulfilling his duties by contributing to the DUmp they call home. It's basically a liberal circle-jerk where they try to one up each other with the best (fake) stories about how good of a social justice warrior they are. Their contrived stories net a lot of pats on the back... it's their only source of contribution even though it's 99.9% BS. It makes no difference to them, they are rabid liberals. Reality is way down the list of priorities.
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Re: Yet another lame gas pump Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2016, 07:40:00 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 05, 2016, 07:04:26 AM
I do not know, maybe someone making a joke?

The smartest people in the world - Progs - can't and won't discern a sarcastic joke if a literal interpretation fits their ideology. If that phone-telecon-at-a-gas-station actually happened, the remark was an obvious sarcasm. ::) What're you going to find plentiful in Mexico, Mongolians? ::) Laplanders? ::) Maori? ::) Waorani? ::) :banghead:
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Re: Yet another lame gas pump Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2016, 01:53:42 PM »
It was just a joke, not meant for eavesdroppers.  I've never heard of this DUmmie, but she gives herself too much credit.  Her eyes can burn into a skull, and cause someone else to slink away?  Didn't we have a slinking bouncy yesterday?  At any rate, this DUmmie needs some smelling salts and a fainting couch. 
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Re: Yet another lame gas pump Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2016, 02:09:07 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 05, 2016, 01:53:42 PM
It was just a joke, not meant for eavesdroppers.  I've never heard of this DUmmie, but she gives herself too much credit.  Her eyes can burn into a skull, and cause someone else to slink away?  Didn't we have a slinking bouncy yesterday?  At any rate, this DUmmie needs some smelling salts and a fainting couch.

Or maybe a joke meant for a nosy eavesdropper with a car held together with Obama stickers and Conspiracy Theory slogan stickers?
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