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Offline bijou

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North Carolina man charged in sex toy theft
« on: July 29, 2008, 04:18:31 PM »

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CANTON – A Canton man was arrested last week for allegedly breaking into a woman’s house and stealing a sex toy.

According to warrants, 48-year-old Scott Gillis Murray, of Murray Road, allegedly broke into a home off of N.C. 110 on July 25 and stole “one adult toy personal entertainment device and one bottle of personal lubricant.”

Haywood County Sheriff's deputies arrested Murray Saturday and charged him with felony burglary, felony larceny after breaking and entering, and felony possession of stolen property. He was released on $3,000 unsecured bond.

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Offline djones520

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Re: North Carolina man charged in sex toy theft
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 04:50:27 PM »
Of all the things to steal from someones house...
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Re: North Carolina man charged in sex toy theft
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 04:56:30 PM »
Why, WhY????  Why would someone report a break-in and theft if that is all that was stolen?   :rotf:
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Re: North Carolina man charged in sex toy theft
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 05:07:17 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 29, 2008, 04:56:30 PM
Why, WhY????  Why would someone report a break-in and theft if that is all that was stolen?   :rotf:
Bad vibes maybe?   :-)
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Re: North Carolina man charged in sex toy theft
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 05:16:05 PM »
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