I miss the Magistrate. He would have insulted all the women but done it in a way more condescending tone using heavy flowered language to the point where most didn't even realize they had been, in fact, insulted.
My Dear members of DU comprised of that fairer sex,
Surely at this point in the ongoing nominative process for that most high seat of governance in which we currently find ourselves in you must see that the candidate which shares the biological set up you yourselves value will arrive successful as our parties choice.
By then relegating your selection to continue to support that lesser gendered lesser voted for 'member' (hee hee hee) you are only emboldening our most hated foes to redouble their outrageous efforts to turn our nation back on the wheel of time to those days when you all had lesser rights than you do now. I find it difficult to comprehend that you would do this and still consider your mental faculties to be in full working order!
If you so continue along that path it would be most right for those strong partners in your lives to lock you up in safety in so much that you do not do obvious harm to yourselves by selecting a leader for us all that would most assuredly fail contra hoc multis populi!
