They could have my guns, if I hadn't lost them in a tragic boating accident.
So, it was late. We had no lights on the boat since none of us made $15 per hour and couldn't afford them. A cop came by in a skiff and asked what we were doing. We told him we were arguing whether or not Bernie is the best solution to the countrys problems. He admitted he was a hard core conservative, but that we had valid points and he'd certainly consider our position.
Then, without warning, we ran into another boat, then another, then boats started running into each other. In the end, 47 boats were lost and 1,452 firearms fell into the water.
That is a true story.