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Offline Linda

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Women are so giving.....
« on: August 17, 2008, 02:02:44 PM »
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life..

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Offline DixieBelle

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Re: Women are so giving.....
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 02:31:57 PM »
hehehe!

cute!
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle