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Offline BannedFromDU

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Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« on: January 13, 2016, 09:03:30 PM »
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We've got a lottery pool together at work.
Eighteen people played chipping in $10 each. We have 90 lines for the Powerball. The guys were all sitting around before work started today dreaming what they'd do with a billion dollars. Someone asked me what I'd do. I kind of drew a blank. I have no idea what I'd do with that kind of money. I just said I'd buy my wife a new car and we'd get a new house. I'd also set up family pretty sweet. Other than that, I don't know.

Don't you fret none, Tobin. I have a couple of ideas for you.


Check these out:



And feast your eyes on these bad boys:



Not to mention these:



Let's face it, you'll have enough to finally go designer, too:

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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2016, 10:40:38 PM »
Well now, I think Tubby Tobin would at least upgrade his wardrobe were he to cash in on his millions and billions. 

He'd start wearing a tie.






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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2016, 10:54:48 PM »
He and the little missus could renew their vows...

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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2016, 10:56:39 PM »
A cammo Town Car limo.  That's some West Virginia class right there.
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2016, 10:57:56 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 13, 2016, 10:40:38 PM
Well now, I think Tubby Tobin would at least upgrade his wardrobe were he to cash in on his millions and billions. 

He'd start wearing a tie.
One would have expected that 'Minions' movie to make overalls more culturally acceptable and popular as daily clothing.
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2016, 04:42:11 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 13, 2016, 10:57:56 PM
One would have expected that 'Minions' movie to make overalls more culturally acceptable and popular as daily clothing.
He does have the body type down, so there's that
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2016, 05:18:32 AM »

^^^might be somewhat too big for Tobin, who like the Lynne Sin primitive has slimmed down considerably, but maybe it'll fit the big baloney in Bellevue.
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2016, 06:13:24 AM »
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=103556.msg1300032#msg1300032

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I'm going to file for bankruptcy on Tuesday.
It could have been worse for my creditors. I'm leaving about $16,000 on the table in unused credit on my credit cards. I'm current on everything and I'll be filing with a 753 credit score. They probably don't see that too often in bankruptcy court.

When my wife and I got together we both had a lot of debt. I was a long haul trucker and I owned my rig. I knew I couldn't have a good relationship with my wife unless I was home regularly. I took a local job that paid less thinking that I'd be able to sell my rig and my condo in a relatively short amount of time. It cost me $12,000 to get rid of the rig and I still own the condo. Between the two of them they account for about $28,000 in unsecured debt and I still owe about that much on the condo in which I am way underwater on. I've actually had that place up for sale for $20,000 and I couldn't find a buyer. Well, the bank is going to own it now. I also tried to absorb some of my wife's debt in a chivalrous but ill-fated move. My wife lost a decent paying job earlier this year through no fault of her own and is now working for $7.50 an hour. We need her income to help pay the bills, but she has been unable to find anything better.

I've tightened my belt and we've cut out things to try to make it work. I've leased my condo when I could. But even on our bare bones budget we're still coming up about $600 short a month. My savings are down to about $3000. If I manage to lease my condo again it will only give us about five more months before we are out of money. Might as well file now and put an end to the stress.

I qualify for chapter 7 bankruptcy. It will wipe out about $1300 a month in debt payments so we'll be back on the positive side again. I'll get to keep my car. Our house is in my wife's name and she is not filing. It will make my credit look shitty for a long time, but I don't foresee us needing credit any time soon. The next big thing will probably be a car for my wife and I think her current one will last another three or four years.

My wife was upset, but when I explained everything to her, she felt better about it. She made the comment that ever since we've been married we just can't seem to catch a break. I told her that this is a break. Imagine if we weren't able to do it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018783982

Guess he forgot about all the money he said he owed.
There is a surprise.
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2016, 07:09:01 AM »
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Star Member Tobin S. (8,307 posts)

I'm going to file for bankruptcy on Tuesday.

Does Comrade Obama know of this?


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I've tightened my belt and we've cut out things to try to make it work.

Tubbin wears a belt with his overalls. That must be flattering.


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My wife was upset, but when I explained everything to her, she felt better about it. She made the comment that ever since we've been married we just can't seem to catch a break.

Translation: She regrets marrying you, Tubbin.
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2016, 10:19:37 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 14, 2016, 07:09:01 AM
Translation: She regrets marrying you, Tubbin.

I've never heard Mrs. Battlehymn say such a thing to me.  I truly feel blessed in that.

Then again, I don't go around dreaming fairy tales like Tubby Tobin here, nor do I have a sense of entitlement, like Tubby Tobin does. 
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2016, 10:23:45 AM »
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Sat Jul 25, 2015, 02:27 PM

Star Member Tobin S. (8,307 posts)

I'm going to file for bankruptcy on Tuesday.

How DUmmies think you file for bankruptcy:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ElbguULEO0[/youtube]
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2016, 10:29:26 AM »
The DUmp and its inhabitants have been morally bankrupt since their inception.
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2016, 10:53:37 AM »
I am still waiting for the reply, oh, dear tobin.
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2016, 11:39:53 AM »
Short $600/month Tobin? It looks as though they both could cut the food budget by 2/3. How about that internet and cell phone? 

Damn those big banksters and the predatory lending schemes.  :mad:
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Re: Tobin Dreams of Lottery Winnings
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2016, 06:06:24 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 13, 2016, 10:56:39 PM
A cammo Town Car limo.  That's some West Virginia class right there.

I see you have never driven around in WV.  If it was here in WV it would be a cammo pickup truck with a bed filled with ice and several kegs... and a sign on it that says "Just hitched!!!".

Besides a limo couldn't carry the beer over the pot holes without dragging off the exhaust.  We may be hicks but we ain't stupid! :tongue:
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