Or during sex? Crap, I'm really sorry I said that folks.
She is the essence of the 3 bagger.
1 bagger. You put a bag over her head so you don't have to look at her
2 bagger. One over her head, and one over yours in case hers slips off
3 bagger. She gets one, you get one and the dog gets one, so if hers slips off, at least he won't see and will still respect you in the morning.
So there.