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I think the blonde gene is recessive is the main cause. IIRC, scientists think redheads and blondes both will disappear eventually.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I had better stock up!

I suspect that "to eventually disappear" means like in about sixty million years or something.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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New York has the most Italians in America. Most Italians immigrants were from Southern Italy, like Naples and Sicily. Nebraska is mainly German.

German and Irish, sir; there's dispute about which of the two's the greater.

At the same time, Nebraska boasts the highest percentage of those of Danish derivation, which probably accounts for our tallness.  A diet heavy in dairy and eggs helps even the non-Danish soar.

Now, if I thought like a primitive, I'd expect that the rest of the world be tall too, just like mine, and that if they aren't, there's something wrong with them.  In fact, when I moved to Pennsylvania after graduation from college, I was surprised to notice how short Pennsylvanians tend to be; I was about a head taller than most of them.

Around here, in this specific five-county area (a few thousand people per county), the majority are of, oddly, Swiss derivation.  It's odd because the Swiss, unlike most other Europeans, never made a big deal about coming to America.  Some did, but not in any great numbers.

I've never seen or heard the phenomenon, but I wonder if one might hear yodeling in the Sandhills.  dutch508 at the other end of the Sandhills, 350 miles west of me, might know, as his area was also similarly settled by those rare Swiss immigrants.  Not German, not Austrian, not Prussian, not Bavarian, but specifically Swiss.

I have yet to see anyone wearing lederhosen though.
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Doo doo doo lookin' out my back door.....


The Switzerland of America, right here.
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I suspect that "to eventually disappear" means like in about sixty million years or something.

I think I heard that blond hair may be out of the gene pool--or, most likely, totally suppressed--within a hundred years or so.
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Cédric Giraud   1 month ago
   
A Romanian guy presenting in English a German song, sung by 10000 Japanese people on a French TV.

https://youtu.be/xBlQZyTF_LY

Actually, it's very good, and it's nice to see a conductor enthusiastic about his music.
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I just want someone to tell me about the recessive hair color gene that causes most young blondes to have dark roots.

Their hairdressers are very talented at dying their roots black.
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Well, it's now--the latter part of Saturday evening--getting too cold to snow in the Sandhills, so no more of that until the descending deep freeze ends some time Monday.

After which the "Willie," the William Rivers Pitt award for the most-memorable primitive will be posted, maybe perhaps possibly about supper time Monday.  There were three candidates this year--the "Taverner" primitive, Chief S itting Bull the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive "Redstone," and the big guy in Bellevue.

The winner was a runaway, and it's been an honor and a delight to write the award.


In the meantime, a very merry Christmas to all men of good will everywhere.
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The winner was a runaway, and it's been an honor and a delight to write the award.

The result might have been a runaway, but I can almost guarantee the recipient hasn't run since about 1979 or so.