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Offline Chris_

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Woman Attacked by Fox, Then Shot By Husband
« on: July 28, 2008, 12:54:16 PM »
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Florida Woman Attacked by Fox, Then Shot By Husband

MORRISTON, Fla. —  Authorities say a Levy County, Fla., man accidentally shot his wife while trying to hit a fox that attacked her.

The couple told deputies they spotted an animal in their yard Friday morning and went outside to see what it was.

The fox bit the woman on the left leg and wouldn't let go, so she told her husband to get a gun.

The man fired a .22-caliber rifle seven times, killing the animal but also hitting his wife in the lower right leg.

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In Florida, of course.   :-)
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Re: Woman Attacked by Fox, Then Shot By Husband
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 01:14:00 PM »
Just not really her day.  Now for the rabies shots!

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On edit, it occurs to me you could use this same headline for the unfortunate demise of a betrayed woman in a love triangle.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2008, 02:39:45 PM by DumbAss Tanker »
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Re: Woman Attacked by Fox, Then Shot By Husband
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 02:39:00 PM »
 Calling Mr. Gator, Mr. Gator?   :-)
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