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Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack
« on: December 07, 2015, 12:14:11 PM »
It's a ****ing squirrel, fer Chrissakes!  You outweigh it by at least 150 times!

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Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack

NOVATO (CBS-SF) – The last thing Richard Williams expected when he started doing chores in the garage of his Novato home the day after Thanksgiving was that he would soon be in a life-and-death battle with a crazed squirrel.

The 87-year-old Williams said the squirrel that has been terrorizing the neighborhood slipped into the garage through an open door.

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“He charged me and jumped, and from then on, the battle started,” he told KPIX CBS 5.

The squirrel turned Williams’ head, arm and legs bloody. It also smashed his glasses.

The rest of this . . . well, "piece" is here.  http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/04/novato-couple-recount-terrifying-squirrel-attack/

The squirrel shown below has nothing on the squirrel in the story . . .


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Re: Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2015, 12:23:22 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 07, 2015, 12:14:11 PM
It's a ****ing squirrel, fer Chrissakes!  You outweigh it by at least 150 times!

The rest of this . . . well, "piece" is here.  http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/04/novato-couple-recount-terrifying-squirrel-attack/

The squirrel shown below has nothing on the squirrel in the story . . .



At least that is what his lawyer B. J. Moose claims.
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Re: Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2015, 01:34:06 PM »
Maybe the couple--Hell, the neighborhood--needs this guy:

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Re: Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2015, 01:43:02 PM »
Cousin of the Killer Rabbit of Caer Bannog?

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Re: Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2015, 01:54:11 PM »
Where's Ptarmy to bring "it?" :whistling:
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"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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