"Sorry, I can’t bring my kids to your place if there are unsecured guns in the house.â€
“Thanks for coming over. Do you mind leaving your shoes in the hallways and your pistol off my property?â€
“I can’t stay over if you keep a gun in the bedroom, especially if we’ve been drinking. Guns make things less safe when the lights go out.â€
Sorry, I can't bring my kids to your place if there are unsecured raving liberal loonies in the house.
Thanks for coming over. Do you mind leaving your shoes in the hallways [sic] and your blind Obama worship off my property, you know, the property with the hallways full of shoes?
“I can’t stay over if you keep a gun in the bedroom, especially if we’ve been drinking. Guns make things less safe when the lights go out.â€
I'm sorry, I can't stay over, I only sleep with lesbians.
Sorry, I can't really grok what that last one is about.
Okay, here's an original:
Kissing a liberal is like kissing a mouth full of Arkham Asylum inmates. (And then the graphic would be those lips with a bunch of stereotypical thugs in black and white stripes with knives and chains all grinning devilishly peeking out).