"The Good DUmmy" Or Somesuch Title For A Thread About...

[obumazombie]

Being a good DUmmy.
I am taking suggestions for a better title for the thread, and will change it to the best title suggested.

Basically the thought behind the thread is this.
We are in the final quarter of contention for the DUmmy of the year.

DUmmies seem to be charging out of the woodwork with the most asinine ideas almost as if they envy winning the DOTY.
But what if the average DUmmy wanted to be a good DUmmy, but not get too much attention directed toward themselves ?
What would that Dummy do.

My first suggestion to this run of the mill DUmmie, who doesn't want to highlight themselves is to...
Post all your crackpot ideas in the first 3 quarters of the year.
Then kind of sit back and cruise in that all important last quarter where the spotlight and bright lights come out.

What would be my fellow caver's suggestion to the DUmmies to keep a low profile, but still be a DUmmie in good standing ?
I probably should define terms to start.
By good DUmmie, do I mean the DUmmie that wins the DOTY ?
To them, maybe that would be a good DUmmie.
To us, a good DUmmie might be a Dummie in labored agonal breathing, but not close enough to be overheard.
I'm not really sure myself.
There are so many paradoxes, and bizzaro world possibilities that I'd like to hear from you first.


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[franksolich]

The only good DUmmies are primitives such as the green commode primitive, the Las Vegas Leviathan, grouchy old Don, the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, Chief S itting Bull the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, the late red round one, the grossly obese Khephra primitive, &c., &c., &c.

In case one hasn't noticed, they all have one thing in common that makes them good DUmmies, really good DUmmies.