Oh for ****’s face DUmmies, do you really think changing names and banning flags will change anyone’s attitude for the better?
In other news…
I don’t know how much truth there is to this, but I’ve heard that Mattel is planning to focus on getting more liberals bucks this Christmas. Rumor is that they’re working on a new Barbie doll marketed directly toward liberals. It’ll be known as Perpetually Offended Barbie.
There is also a claim that some company is working on an entire line of liberal inaction figures. I’ve only heard stories about the initial offering in this line, but apparently you wind it up and it waddles around trying to stir shit up.