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Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« on: September 19, 2015, 06:01:47 PM »
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17. I flunked almost all the math in early high school testing,

so I only got 116. My teacher said it would have been closer to 200 if I wasn't so bad at math.

Still, being able to retain info and test well isn't always an indicator of someone who is truly smart. High IQ is strangled by right wing thought.

From the quarterly DU IQ thread.

A DUmp poster actually said, without irony, that their IQ would be closer to 200 if she "wasn't so bad at math."

Let me be gentle, morons. An IQ test isn't a standardized test. It doesn't contain math problems, and it isn't an "exam," per se. One cannot study for a proper IQ test. An IQ test, a proper one, is meant to be a test of native intelligence. Not a test for which one has prepared.

In any case, this asshole claims that she would be one of the ten or so most intelligent persons ever known in the history of the world, were she not so bad at math.

Think that over. Were she better at math, she believes, her IQ would be among the highest ever recorded. I am dying - simply DYING - to learn what specific math problems caused her to lose those elusive 84 IQ points. Because I am certain she would say something like "algebra." Not Group Representation Theory. Not Local Cohomology. Not Diophantine Equations. No; not a topic in advanced algebra accessible to the ultra-intelligent. I am certain that she would say, 'oh, y = mx +b. That sort of thing.'

That is why we mock you idiots. Because you are stupid, and you are unaware of its depth.

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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2015, 06:04:59 PM »
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to study for a drug test.
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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2015, 06:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 19, 2015, 06:04:59 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to study for a drug test.


     So, you'd think that someone who, but for math, would be one of the most intelligent people in recorded history, her English skills would be OFF THE CHARTS, right? Let's see:

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180. I read Mine Kampf when I was a kid.

When one of my teachers found out, she asked me what I thought of it. I said the guy was a kook. She laughed, and went on. I was maybe twelve? I read some of that Ayn Rand shit a couple of years later, and figured she was a kook, too.

My feeling is, people won't wake up until it's too late, and we'll spend years fighting the wing nuts. Talk about a civil war. Lots of people going to die before we get that shit straightened out. I really wish my kids would immigrate somewhere sane, so they'll be out of the mess that is coming. Our only hope is Bernie Sanders, and I worry that enough people aren't hearing his message.

I should feel guilty about taking these people down, shouldn't I?


     Wow. I, for one, am floored by the intelligence that fairly oozes from that post. Really. Mein head is about to explode from jealousy.

     I should immigrate someplace where retards like myself won't bother one of the most intelligent humans ever known.*



* - but for math, of course. She's buttoned up everywhere else. It's just that damned long division...
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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2015, 06:50:17 PM »
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180. I read Mine    :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Kampf when I was a kid.  Uh huh......   ::)

When one of my teachers found out, she asked me what I thought of it. I said the guy was a kook. She laughed, and went on. I was maybe twelve? I read some of that Ayn Rand shit a couple of years later, and figured she was a kook, too. Uh huh .....   ::)

My feeling is, people won't wake up until it's too late, and we'll spend years fighting the wing nuts. Talk about a civil war. Lots of people going to die before we get that shit straightened out. I really wish my kids would immigrate somewhere sane, so they'll be out of the mess that is coming. Our only hope is Bernie Sanders, and I worry that enough people aren't hearing his message.  Don't.  Just.... don't, talk about a civil war.  You will be dead quickly.  Do you want that?

Mein Kampf, huh?  Yeah, I can see the IQ just bursting out of your gourd.  Well, cool story, but.....



Please expound on your military service sometime.  We would enjoy the chuckle.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2015, 07:16:36 PM »
Quote from: ladyVet (987 posts)
17. I flunked almost all the math in early high school testing,

so I only got 116. My teacher said it would have been closer to 200 if I wasn't so bad at math.

Still, being able to retain info and test well isn't always an indicator of someone who is truly smart. High IQ is strangled by right wing thought.

Well, she did say she was bad at math. - and I will also say that scoring 117 is closer to 200 than 116. So...

As for the part in red - I'm left to ask 'so what's your excuse ?'.
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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2015, 07:18:51 PM »
Our current DUmp troll won`t stroll in until late hours.
If she goes 0 for 3 as far as actually contributing/discussing anything she can be flushed as far as I am concerned.
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2015, 07:33:09 PM »
The highest possible score on a standardized IQ test is around 168. Anything about 160 is generally considered speculation on the tester's part. I don't believe that any one has scored over 195. People who claim scores higher than 200 are faking it.

As pointed out in an earlier post, IQ tests don't test specifically for math. They test the ability of the person being tested to solve problems they are unfamiliar with.
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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2015, 07:47:35 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on September 19, 2015, 07:33:09 PM
The highest possible score on a standardized IQ test is around 168. Anything about 160 is generally considered speculation on the tester's part. I don't believe that any one has scored over 195. People who claim scores higher than 200 are faking it.

As pointed out in an earlier post, IQ tests don't test specifically for math. They test the ability of the person being tested to solve problems they are unfamiliar with.

I thought that's what it was.  Thanks.

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2015, 07:52:50 PM »
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180. I read Mine Kampf when I was a kid.

That right there is funny!

Aside from math, she also had a problem with foreign languages.

At least she didn't claim to read it in the original German.

(Or maybe, as the jug-eared Kenyan once speculated, it was written in Austrian.)

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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2015, 08:50:38 PM »
Mein wood be 300 if eye couď spel rite.
I'm gud at math 1+1=potatoe.
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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2015, 06:21:53 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 19, 2015, 06:04:59 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to study for a drug test.

Or, yo mama so stupid, she couldn't even pass a blood test.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2015, 06:25:47 AM »
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180. I read Mine Kampf when I was a kid
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Re: Here's why we mock you stupid asshole DUmmies, right here.
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2015, 07:34:53 AM »
Mine Kampf...that was outlawed by Princess Di.

A little German language humor...

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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2015, 11:15:11 AM »
Mine Kampf is the Austrian translation.
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2015, 02:05:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 20, 2015, 11:15:11 AM
Mine Kampf is the Austrian translation.

I thought it was the German-language version of the Minecraft game. :whistling:
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2015, 10:52:11 PM »
"Mine Kampf"
What the allied POWs did to the kampf before "The Great Escape".
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2015, 05:44:49 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 20, 2015, 10:52:11 PM
"Mine Kampf"
What the allied POWs did to the kampf before "The Great Escape".

No, it's what the Germans did to the kampf after "The Great Escape".

Or, it was the name McQueen gave to his bike.
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2015, 06:09:57 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 20, 2015, 02:05:34 PM
I thought it was the German-language version of the Minecraft game. :whistling:


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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2015, 07:14:30 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2015, 09:01:08 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2015, 01:16:14 PM »
"They didn't tell me there'd be math." 

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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2015, 01:42:12 PM »
Quote from: Carl on September 19, 2015, 07:18:51 PM
Our current DUmp troll won`t stroll in until late hours.
If she goes 0 for 3 as far as actually contributing/discussing anything she can be flushed as far as I am concerned.

Thank you, Carl!  The only thing worse than a DUmmie strolling on in as if it owns the place is a DUmmie with nothing to contribute.  It hasn't even engendered the urge to chuckle, upchuck perhaps, but not chuckle. :loser:
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