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Offline JakeStyle

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Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« on: September 12, 2015, 08:40:57 AM »
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She wouldn't touch my bacon.
Went to Kroger. Among the groceries was bacon. Mmmmmmmmm Bacon.

The cashier asked me very kindly to push it over the scanner to the bagger belt because she can't touch it. It's unclean. She was apologetic, normally she calls for customer service to come but the store was packed and everyone was busy.

I paid her in cash that my hands touched after touching the bacon so I'm not sure she's really safe but no big deal. I got my bacon and she kept her dignity. Big fat nothing. If they can do it for underage cashiers and alcohol they can do it for pork.

But the thing is. I as able to get my bacon.


There are pharmacies in Kentucky that allow a pharmacist to refuse to fill a prescription for a drug they do carry on religious grounds. Not one of your customers give a fat fig about your pharmacist one way or the other. Just make sure people can get prescriptions filled somehow with dignity and we'll all go on with our day.

And that is the problem with Kim Davis. This is not about her beliefs. In fact it's not about Kim Davis at all. It is about issuing marriage licenses. That's it. Just issue the damn things and let us all go on with our day.....
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2015, 08:45:20 AM »
To summarize, the K-Y primitive expects others to enslave themselves to her, violating their conscience or religious conviction for her convenience.

And she likes bacon. Hyenas like bacon, too.
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2015, 09:27:20 AM »
Yet another one of those moral equivalency hypotheticals Progs fatuously imagine to be devastating, but cannot withstand even slight thought. So I'll spell out some "slight"thought:

Kroger has this process called "firing". Kroger could fire this clerk. Now, if the clerk happens to be a Muslim, she could sue and possibly win (and DU folk would cheer her "victory"), but that's another story. But Kroger has the process to fire her and could do so.

Similarly, KY must have a process by which Kim Davis could be "fired" - removal from office by the governor, an administrative hearing by the county board of supervisors, impeachment, whatever. But the homosexual activists chose not to follow proper process to get her "fired". And they wanted their "marriages" NOW. They wanted to crush Kim Davis, to imprison her.

I'm ambivalent about what Kim Davis did. Once the USSC created a "right" to homosexual marriage that the writers of the Constitution and 14th amendment would have found abominable (is my view of this "right" clear?) Kim Davis faced three choices, none of them good:

* Violate the faith that, some four years ago, saved her (in the ordinary sense of the word, as well as the Christian sense) from a self-destructive lifestyle;

* Refuse to do marriage certificates, which she did, with the results we've seen;

* Step down as County Clerk, which would have impacted the operation of her county in more ways than "just" marriage certificates not being issued.

Needless to say, Libs & Progs don't care about the operation of her county, and don't give a @#$% about her faith or how it has turned her life around.

Nor can Libs & Progs acknowledge that when good people are driven out of a profession or government, those who step in to fill the vacuum will be much less good.
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2015, 11:26:09 AM »
Cool story,  britch.
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2015, 06:54:59 PM »
Cool story,  britch.

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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2015, 07:03:11 PM »
My reply would have been simple:

No.  I am standing here until you scan all my groceries.
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2015, 07:05:37 PM »
Not that this bouncy occurred, but maybe this dummie shoulda scanned the bacon, taken it home and fried it up, then come back and offered the Muzzie clerk a piece.
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2015, 08:16:12 PM »
My reply would have been simple:

No.  I am standing here until you scan all my groceries.

And then offered to buy the clerk a BLT for lunch?   :whistling:

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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2015, 09:20:57 PM »
I think this is a story of an actual happening: however, I think a lot of euphemisms have been used within the story in order to make it appear as something that it is not.

The cashier was a "working girl".

The DUmmie wanted to pay the "working girl" which would result in the "working girl" having to "touch" the DUmmie's "bacon". The "working girl" realized she was dealing with a DUmmie and instructed her to "touch" her own "bacon".
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2015, 09:32:37 PM »
I think this is a story of an actual happening: however, I think a lot of euphemisms have been used within the story in order to make it appear as something that it is not.

The cashier was a "working girl".

The DUmmie wanted to pay the "working girl" which would result in the "working girl" having to "touch" the DUmmie's "bacon". The "working girl" realized she was dealing with a DUmmie and instructed her to "touch" her own "bacon".

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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2015, 10:43:29 AM »
stevenumbers dreams of a checkout lady handling his bacon.

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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2015, 11:03:24 AM »
stevenumbers dreams of a checkout lady handling his bacon.

Well, uncooked bacon IS cold, limp and slimy, so if she doesn't mind handling bacon, stevie may be in luck. :cheersmate:
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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2015, 11:04:10 AM »
I think this is a story of an actual happening: however, I think a lot of euphemisms have been used within the story in order to make it appear as something that it is not.

The cashier was a "working girl".

The DUmmie wanted to pay the "working girl" which would result in the "working girl" having to "touch" the DUmmie's "bacon". The "working girl" realized she was dealing with a DUmmie and instructed her to "touch" her own "bacon".


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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2015, 11:07:50 AM »
I had some asshole at Kroger refuse to ring up my beer for the same reason.  If he had been reasonable about it, I probably wouldn't have cared, but he had to turn it into a big ****ing deal.

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Re: Kentucky Bacon Bouncy
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2015, 11:16:22 AM »
I had some asshole at Kroger refuse to ring up my beer for the same reason.  If he had been reasonable about it, I probably wouldn't have cared, but he had to turn it into a big ****ing deal.

If you don't want to do your job, go find another one.

Well, I guess if the cashier didn't ring up your beer it was free?  That's what I would've averred when they called the cops on me for shoplifting. :-)
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