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Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:43:33 PM »
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Humanist_Activist (5,058 posts)

So how are we supposed to "gender check" individuals to make sure they use the right facilities?

C'mon people, go ahead and brainstorm, this should be interesting. Here, I'll get started.

First off, bouncers at the door of very public rest room, locker room, etc., from those in the middle of public parks to those nasty ass single stalls(that are still gender segregated for some reason) at gas stations.

They will have to at least interview every potential person entering the bathroom or locker, to make sure they are who they say they are. Oh, and if you look androgenous, or are intersex, **** you, no bathroom breaks for you, just hold it till you get home, or shit yourself, whatever.

IDs will need to be checked, nevermind that its not universal to allow you to change gender on your legal ID, and if not that, medical forms or claim history from your pharmacy for evidence of hormone therapy/surgery/psychological therapy. HIPPA be damned, if you are transgender, you have no right to medical privacy.

So what are your ideas?

Of all human beings that have ever lived how many have lived in modern America; and of those what percentage are Proglodytes?

This is the percentage of people who don't know how to tell a man from a woman.

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jeff47 (19,406 posts)

3. We'll just make them wear some sort of emblem on their clothing.

.....you know, that sounds very familiar...

Not letting men into the women's restroom is just like sending Jews to the gas chambers.

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4. We need papers. Only the "correct" type of heterosexual or melanin individuals can go in.

WE could hire thousands of out of work Americans to work in the new department called

"Gender and Race Identification Division"

Because the real truth is we dont want no abnormal folks doing anything around us, and this includes anyone who doesnt look just like me, you make me uncomfortable, especially if you aint white, that is a real bummer that one ...



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Tree-Hugger (1,420 posts)

15. So...

What about cis women who don't conform to cultural gender standards for appearance?

What about lesbisns? Should they be outlawed from femsl locker rooms since they find women attractive?

How about fags ogling male soldiers in the community shower?

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Tree-Hugger (1,420 posts)

9. Government registration

Maybe a Scarlet "T" that they affix to their clothing. An armband, perhaps?

Gotta think of ideas for cis women who don't conform, for whatever reason, to cultural ideas of femininity.

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uppityperson (97,643 posts)

13. Check papers and the insignia on their clothing. Make them strip, do a full body check. Ask several

leading questions that "every" man can answer correctly (which is larger, a 6 mm wrench or 1/4 inch? Which linebacker is the best of all time?) or women (what size shoes did princess di wear? what shade of lipstick is best for this season?).

just in case. I am glad to see this thread, was trying to word one correctly and decided not to because of course we should do nothing except continue to call out transphobia and educate.

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backscatter712 (23,278 posts)

14. The state can hire a bunch of Official Genitalia Inspectors...

Yep, that's just the kind of proposal that makes America great!

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TreasonousBastard (26,025 posts)

20. Just drop your pants or raise your skirt on entry...

modern cameras can tell, so you don't even need an attendant.

Alternatively, carry a secure card attesting to the presence or absence of a Y chromosome.

Riddle me this, Fagman:

Why do you idiots demand everybody know the most intimate details of your perversions -- then when we don't want you hanging around with us you whine about scarlet Ts and emblems?

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Jester Messiah (2,738 posts)

24. Better question:

How do we ensure that, in any public restroom situation, people can 1. Feel safe and
2. Keep their dignity without relying on people to just behave themselves, because that's not going to suffice.

Most people are decent, but it only takes a few incidents to ruin everything for everyone.

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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2015, 03:04:33 PM »
Doesn`t  not queer,not black screeching randy realize that white queers are probably close to the majority in the DUmp?
He needs to refocus on which group he needs to convince he is their leader.

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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2015, 03:08:42 PM »
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Most people are decent, but it only takes a few incidents to ruin everything for everyone.

I believe the DUmmies would call this collateral damage (to be ignored) as the losses shouldn't affect the greater goal.
Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2015, 04:13:56 PM »
Don't these DU-folk realize that sex segregated restrooms have been around for many decades? And that, mysteriously, relevant PTBs haven't tied themselves into knots over this question these DU-folk imagine to be cleverly and devastatingly unanswerable?
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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2015, 04:47:41 PM »
Has the DUmp gone All TransWeirdo All the TransTime, or what?

To fix Eleanor Roosevelt's quote for her:

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; DUmmies discuss TransWeirdos, women's assholes, and shit.
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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2015, 05:31:43 PM »
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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2015, 05:35:20 PM »
Today It's Pat! is transphobicist.
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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2015, 05:36:13 PM »
The body scanners at TSA checkpoints have been doing the very thing the libs are now complaining about for over a decade.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2015, 05:43:39 PM »
I have a test to determine which restroom a "person" should use.

Kick them in the groin.  The ones not doubled over in pain use the woman's restroom.

Simple.
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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2015, 05:47:09 PM »
I have a test to determine which restroom a "person" should use.

Kick them in the groin.  The ones not doubled over in pain use the woman's restroom.

Simple.

Liberal males should use the women's bathroom?

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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2015, 05:49:26 PM »
I have a test to determine which restroom a "person" should use.

Kick them in the groin.  The ones not doubled over in pain use the woman's restroom.

Simple.

What if they are young and still gro in ?
They may have gro in pains.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2015, 05:51:15 PM »
Liberal males should use the women's bathroom?

Suits their anatomy.
What if they are young and still gro in ?
They may have gro in pains.

Well, if they haven't made their minds up by then, this might convince them.
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

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Re: Questions only Proglodytes are stupid enough to ask
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2015, 08:33:26 PM »
Give it time. Won't be long until some man who thinks he's a she will walk in a bathroom full of sista soldier types and they'll beat him to a pulp. Or it'll be something else that takes place. This will not end well for the freaks of the world.

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