What the DUmmies need to do, instead of falling for scam after scam, is start a gofundme for their own news network. These days they could start a channel on YouTube for next to nothing and make videos of adequate quality from their phones.
Imagine if instead of squandering their cash starting way back and AndyScam all the way to the latest TTWScam, they had pooled it. They could probably hire Keith and Ed. They could work side by side with their heroes. But instead they prefer to complain.