
The last words Cecil ever heard..."Now this won't hurt a bit." Kaboom!
Cecil was shot in a no poaching zone.
Cecil was out looking for some Skittles and an Arizona Iced tea when he noticed one of Santa's elves following him. Cecil tried to run, but a flying antelope with a red nose was spotting him from the air. Cornered the lion blew on his rape whistle, but nothing stopped the demented elf.
Witnesses say the lion attacked. The Elf claimed self defense, but the prosecutor attacked the Zimbabwe stand your ground law instead.
The local lions started to riot, burning down their habitat, the rangers pulled back under orders. Then the lions started killing each other! Bur the media refused to report Lion on lion violence.
President Obama said if he had a man eating kitty, he would look like Cecil.