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Offline BattleHymn

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Nads resigns
« on: July 25, 2015, 06:55:00 PM »
I'll just throw this crunchy out there this fine Saturday evening:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027010665

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Sat Jul 25, 2015, 05:56 PM
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Nation's Experts Give Up

WASHINGTON, DC—Citing years of frustration over their advice being misunderstood, misrepresented or simply ignored, America's foremost experts in every field collectively tendered their resignation Monday.


Left: Child-rearing expert Dr. Patrick Coughlin and Korean War expert Dr. Laurence Block field reporters' questions following the mass resignation of America's 243,839 experts.
"Despite all our efforts to advise this nation, America still throws out its recyclables, keeps its guns in unlocked cabinets where children have easy access, eats three times as much red meat as is recommended, watches seven hours of TV per day, swims less than 10 minutes after eating, and leaves halogen lights on while unattended," said Dr. Simon Peavy, vice-president of the National Association of Experts. "Since you don't seem to care about things you don't understand, screw you. We quit."


http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-experts-give-up-682

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Sat Jul 25, 2015, 06:05 PM
Star Member HubertHeaver (1,361 posts)
1. Fantastic!

They didn't know what they were talking about anyway. Finally, some peace.

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Sat Jul 25, 2015, 06:16 PM
nadinbrzezinski (139,737 posts)
2. I know I know, but there goes my rolodex

Why bother them?

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Sat Jul 25, 2015, 07:32 PM
hifiguy (24,630 posts)
11. Hey, I'm a cosmology and physics geek.

I can get my head around the concepts and theory but was, alas, born without the math gene.  So I went to law school instead of becoming a cosmologist or theoretical physicist.

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12. Trust me, I identify

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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2015, 07:16:35 PM »
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2. I know I know, but there goes my rolodex

Why bother them?

Oh please, why is she acting so humble? Experts call nadin!!

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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2015, 07:53:00 PM »
    Sat Jul 25, 2015, 07:32 PM
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    hifiguy (24,630 posts)
    11. Hey, I'm a cosmology and physics geek.

    I can get my head around the concepts and theory but was, alas, born without the math gene.  So I went to law school instead of becoming a cosmologist or theoretical physicist.
Law school? and he posts at DU? That must be some practice he has...

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    12. Trust me, I identify
Ah yes, her years at law school, while she supported herself as a knife wielding EMT, climbed mountains with a bad knee, and almost represented Mexico in their Olympic Fencing Team.
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2015, 08:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 25, 2015, 07:53:00 PM
    Sat Jul 25, 2015, 07:32 PMLaw school? and he posts at DU? That must be some practice he has...
Ah yes, her years at law school, while she supported herself as a knife wielding EMT, climbed mountains with a bad knee, and almost represented Mexico in their Olympic Fencing Team.

Hey, with that attitude mister, you will get your name off of nad's rolodex faster than she can put down an entire cheesecake by herself.
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2015, 08:17:23 PM »
Not one DUmmy in a hundred knows what a Rolodex is.

That in itself makes her an expert.

There aren't too many experts in nuclear physics who are also small arms experts and experts in interpersonal relationships.

And that's hardly scratching the surface of nadin's expertise.
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2015, 09:59:32 PM »
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    12. Trust me, I identify

Phrase last heard: SIU Carbondale, 1980   :thatsright:


Yes, Blob.  Few understand your brilliance.   :loser:
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2015, 06:53:32 AM »
So her rolodex is gone with this mass resignation of experts according to an article from the Onion?

  :rotf:
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2015, 08:33:38 AM »
I don't care to wander into the DU sewer over this, but are these DU folk posting satirically? Or do they not realize that nads' OP quote is from The Onion?
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2015, 08:51:34 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 26, 2015, 08:33:38 AM
I don't care to wander into the DU sewer over this, but are these DU folk posting satirically? Or do they not realize that nads' OP quote is from The Onion?

My fault for not going over, yes they're posting satirically on a coverage factor of 2.
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2015, 08:58:27 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 26, 2015, 08:33:38 AM
I don't care to wander into the DU sewer over this, but are these DU folk posting satirically? Or do they not realize that nads' OP quote is from The Onion?

No, and yes.

They have one brain cell, which they share between them. It's been sitting for a month at a post office in Tucson, waiting for Amber to pay the postage due.
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2015, 09:04:49 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 26, 2015, 08:58:27 AM
No, and yes.

They have one brain cell, which they share between them. It's been sitting for a month at a post office in Tucson, waiting for Amber to pay the postage due.

Siblinghood of the Traveling Brain Cell?
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2015, 09:48:49 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 26, 2015, 08:33:38 AM
I don't care to wander into the DU sewer over this, but are these DU folk posting satirically? Or do they not realize that nads' OP quote is from The Onion?

They are enraged that free people refuse to bend to authoritarian tyrants that masquerade as scientists. 
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2015, 11:46:25 AM »
coach franksolich's cousin nadin has a top of the line upgraded rolodex named after her...
The rolly pollydex.



edit: -dg

Darn autocorrect strikes again !
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 01:47:39 PM by obumazombie »
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2015, 12:25:06 PM »
The expert got duped again

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9. WiLL? somebody just shared with me Lord Chthullu personified

let me see if the photo will load

I had to put it on twitter



The end of times are upon us...

Final edit, caption with that FB share

This group of tornadoes was around Inola, Oklahoma last night!! Unbelievable...I have never seen anything like it!

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For some reason, someone who didn’t do their research, or a prankster perhaps, decided to post a digital artwork called “Cthulhu Rising” by artist DaShadeE from DeviantArt, as if it were a photograph of tornadoes in the distance on a road. The reason that it looks fake is because it is fake. Those are tentacles, not tornadoes.. and the bumps at the top are wings. And yet, the forwarding of this, as if it were an amazing storm system continues to get circulated. Also, Inola Oklahoma is flatland, not mountainous.

The actual location, according to the artist, is a highway near Sophia Bulgaria (which is in Europe, not even in the US). The artist used a photograph of the roadway found on Google, and painted the Cthulhu above it. The artist has stated that it’s okay to share, but does not offer it commercially or sell it.

https://ablestmage.wordpress.com/2015/04/06/is-the-photo-of-inola-oklahoma-tornadoes-real-nope-heres-why/
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2015, 06:28:40 PM »
gNads is the gift which keeps on giving.
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2015, 06:42:47 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 25, 2015, 07:16:35 PM
Oh please, why is she acting so humble? Experts call nadin!!

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Sasquatch has a blurry picture of her.
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Re: Nads resigns
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2015, 07:08:51 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on July 26, 2015, 06:42:47 PM
Sasquatch has a blurry picture of her.

 :rotf: :rotf: :cheersmate:
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