"And then this ****ing lunatic talked my ear off forever about Colonel Sanders. And I'm standing there thinking, dude, isn't Colonel Sanders dead? Like, why are you
bothering me with this shit? This guy just wouldn't shut up. And then after a while I got the sense that he might have been talking about someone else, but I wasn't sure,
you know? So this hippie asshole is going on and on about somebody named Sanders. And I was thinking, wait, I still have some football cards stashed in the closet, and
I think I have a Deion Sanders rookie card. And it turns out I had three of them. So I got that going for me. And that asshole finally wandered away talking about tides
or some crap like that. I always get the lunatics. Never hot chicks. Just crazies."
- that guy who the DUmmy harassed.