Nance Greggs a widow now

[landofconfusion80]

Too bad most primitives have no coins

[franksolich]

Well, 8:30 p.m. central time, Monday, 7:30 p.m. mountain time, and the green commode primitive still remains the latest occupant of the mortuary.

Shouldn't this latest primitive fatality be stashed there before, uh, the corpse begins to ro--er, the primitives forget who he was?

[GOBUCKS]

As the DUmpmonkey kicked the bucket he probably smiled with the knowledge he was finally rid of that hateful bitch.

But his ultimate fate probably makes life with the revolting Nance seem not so bad.

[Big Dog]

NSFW:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ[/youtube]

Only a DUmbass would run away.

[I_B_Perky]

NSFW:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ[/youtube]

Only a DUmbass would run away.

Breastes!!!!   

[franksolich]

Uh oh.

The deceased primitive must've pissed off Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, or the elusive enigmatic Elad something big.

It's been more than a week now since the dolorous event, and the corpse still isn't in the primitive mortuary.  The green commode primitive's still the freshest one there.

[BuzzClik]

Uh oh.

The deceased primitive must've pissed off Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, or the elusive enigmatic Elad something big.

It's been more than a week now since the dolorous event, and the corpse still isn't in the primitive mortuary.  The green commode primitive's still the freshest one there.

Skippy even begged for JeffR to be added to no avail. I had thought that the dropping of the DUzies was JeffR's decision. Maybe not. Jeffie may have enshrined one too many instances of the bosses being ridiculed to avoid the ax.

[I_B_Perky]

Skippy even begged for JeffR to be added to no avail. I had thought that the dropping of the DUzies was JeffR's decision. Maybe not. Jeffie may have enshrined one too many instances of the bosses being ridiculed to avoid the ax.

I got a question for you, Buzzclick. Aren't you afraid Skinner will ban you for consorting with the enemy, so to speak? Personally I don't really care why you are here. No skin off my back. I do have to say though that it has piqued my curiosity as to why you would chance a banning at your favorite corner of the internet. Could it be that you were chosen to come here?  Something else perhaps?

Just curious. Answer, don't answer, it don't matter to me.

[BuzzClik]

I may or may not get banned from DU for my interacting here. It's not automatic and has not been automatic for several years. It depends more on what I say than just the fact that I'm here. If I start calling out DUers by name, I could be in trouble. Some DUers read this board religiously.

I post at The Cave for two reasons: 1) There are some interesting people here -- some really smart people who intentionally say really dumb things for whatever reason; but, there's always a wink and a nudge buried in the ridiculousness; 2) some of the things posted here are truly horrible; I appreciate the opportunity to say something about those remarks.

As for DU: It's not my favorite discussion board. I post there, in part, to shine a light on bits of stupidity and call it for what it is. That's how I get banned from the topic groups -- they don't like a lot of self-examination, and they surely don't like their ignorance being ridiculed.

Don't get me wrong; I lean strongly to the left and have a few comrades at DU. But, the silly season is starting...  it's my favorite. 

Anyway, there it is. Feel free to tell me to go f*** myself; it's like saying "good morning" at other places. 

[Chris_]

I post at The Cave for two reasons: 1) There are some interesting people here -- some really smart people who intentionally say really dumb things for whatever reason; but, there's always a wink and a nudge buried in the ridiculousness; 2) some of the things posted here are truly horrible; I appreciate the opportunity to say something about those remarks.

You are a worthless troll.  Your input here is not required.

So, does Library Lady still turn you on?  Would you still like to bend her over and have your way with her?

[obumazombie]

I may or may not get banned from DU for my interacting here. It's not automatic and has not been automatic for several years. It depends more on what I say than just the fact that I'm here. If I start calling out DUers by name, I could be in trouble. Some DUers read this board religiously.

I post at The Cave for two reasons: 1) There are some interesting people here -- some really smart people who intentionally say really dumb things for whatever reason; but, there's always a wink and a nudge buried in the ridiculousness; 2) some of the things posted here are truly horrible; I appreciate the opportunity to say something about those remarks.

As for DU: It's not my favorite discussion board. I post there, in part, to shine a light on bits of stupidity and call it for what it is. That's how I get banned from the topic groups -- they don't like a lot of self-examination, and they surely don't like their ignorance being ridiculed.

Don't get me wrong; I lean strongly to the left and have a few comrades at DU. But, the silly season is starting...  it's my favorite. 

Anyway, there it is. Feel free to tell me to go f*** myself; it's like saying "good morning" at other places. 

When a lib says "truly horrible" that means 100% correct, true and honest.

You don't hurt people's feelings by telling them the truth in the long run.

You do hurt them by lying to prevent short term disappointment or emotional anguish.

I only regret that I haven't been singled out by you for saying anything "truly horrible".

That means I'm not doing my job, and I'm not putting forth the proper extra mile of quality and quantity effort.

Practice doesn't make perfect.
Practice only makes permanent.

[franksolich]

Sunday morning in the Sandhills of Nebraska, and no JeffR primitive installed in the mortuary yet.....and it's been several days, more than a week.

The green commode primitive, installed on April 10, is still the freshest corpse in there.

[Carl]

I may or may not get banned from DU for my interacting here. It's not automatic and has not been automatic for several years. It depends more on what I say than just the fact that I'm here. If I start calling out DUers by name, I could be in trouble. Some DUers read this board religiously.

I post at The Cave for two reasons: 1) There are some interesting people here -- some really smart people who intentionally say really dumb things for whatever reason; but, there's always a wink and a nudge buried in the ridiculousness; 2) some of the things posted here are truly horrible; I appreciate the opportunity to say something about those remarks.

As for DU: It's not my favorite discussion board. I post there, in part, to shine a light on bits of stupidity and call it for what it is. That's how I get banned from the topic groups -- they don't like a lot of self-examination, and they surely don't like their ignorance being ridiculed.

Don't get me wrong; I lean strongly to the left and have a few comrades at DU. But, the silly season is starting...  it's my favorite. 

Anyway, there it is. Feel free to tell me to go f*** myself; it's like saying "good morning" at other places. 

In other words you are a typical condescending,arrogant lib that believes they should decide what is best for everyone else.

Truth is buzzy,you are a joke,an embarrassment to the DUmp.
You get caught in your lies and ignorance so quickly it is funny.
Your response...start a DUmp thread/mole trap and hide behind skinners dress.

Interesting though that even in this little speech of yours you still show exactly the disdain and hatred you have for your fellow DUmbasses.
That is nothing new for you or unique to you as it is obvious each and every one of you feel the same about each other and clearly skins has the same regards for his spawn.

You mutts would run over your own mother to get to the head of the line for handouts.
That is what a leftist is...gimme.

Franks use of the word "primitives" to describe you is just perfect.

[franksolich]

Well, it's Sunday afternoon, more than eight days after the tragic event, and the mortuary still looks like this:



Ooops, wrong screen.

<<<wonders how that happened.

The right screen:



One might say, "Well, but it's Sunday."

Uh, Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad. not being particularly religious, don't observe Sunday anyway, so that's no excuse.

[GOBUCKS]

Maybe the Dead DUmmy forum is going to be like the DU Activist Corps (DUAC! DUAC!).

It was an idle thought Skimmer had one day, then told his two flunkies to take care of it.

So they did, and for a short while Lord Marblehead and the elusive, enigmatic Elad kept the forum going.

But Lord Marblehead has the attention span of a fruit fly, so he soon forgot about the new forum.

The elusive, enigmatic Elad is far smarter than Lord Marblehead, but has the work habits of a sloth.

As soon as he felt Skimmer had forgotten the new forum and wouldn't notice, Elad dropped any pretense of maintaining it.

It turns out to have been just another fleeting, stupid idea, like shovel-ready jobs and cash for clunkers.

[I_B_Perky]

I may or may not get banned from DU for my interacting here. It's not automatic and has not been automatic for several years. It depends more on what I say than just the fact that I'm here. If I start calling out DUers by name, I could be in trouble. Some DUers read this board religiously.

I post at The Cave for two reasons: 1) There are some interesting people here -- some really smart people who intentionally say really dumb things for whatever reason; but, there's always a wink and a nudge buried in the ridiculousness; 2) some of the things posted here are truly horrible; I appreciate the opportunity to say something about those remarks.

As for DU: It's not my favorite discussion board. I post there, in part, to shine a light on bits of stupidity and call it for what it is. That's how I get banned from the topic groups -- they don't like a lot of self-examination, and they surely don't like their ignorance being ridiculed.

Don't get me wrong; I lean strongly to the left and have a few comrades at DU. But, the silly season is starting...  it's my favorite. 

Anyway, there it is. Feel free to tell me to go f*** myself; it's like saying "good morning" at other places. 

Fair enough. Thanks for the answer. 

Now go **** yourself.   

 

[franksolich]

Well, damn, I dislike sounding like a broken record, but here it is, Monday morning when presumably all east coast white-collar primitives would've been in their offices for at least an hour now, if they work 8-5 M-F.

And no JeffR primitive in the mortuary yet.

I'm starting to think that if some primitive other than Skippy, the head apologist for Bernie, had asked that a memorial thread be posted, it probably would've been up within hours of the dolorous event.

I don't think Skinner, Lord Marblehead, or Elad feel especially obligated to jump when Skippy says "jump."

[obumazombie]

Well, damn, I dislike sounding like a broken record, but here it is, Monday morning when presumably all east coast white-collar primitives would've been in their offices for at least an hour now, if they work 8-5 M-F.

And no JeffR primitive in the mortuary yet.

I'm starting to think that if some primitive other than Skippy, the head apologist for Bernie, had asked that a memorial thread be posted, it probably would've been up within hours of the dolorous event.

I don't think Skinner, Lord Marblehead, or Elad feel especially obligated to jump when Skippy says "jump."

Obvioulsy by now, it's apparent that there is some sort of scam going on there.
Could be Doug Bulna related.
Possible scamdy influence.
Gofundme or wish-a-dupe could be the culprit.

Or, it could be the old "business days" sleight of hand.

[SVPete]

Well, damn, I dislike sounding like a broken record, but here it is, Monday morning when presumably all east coast white-collar primitives would've been in their offices for at least an hour now, if they work 8-5 M-F.

And no JeffR primitive in the mortuary yet.

I'm starting to think that if some primitive other than Skippy, the head apologist for Bernie, had asked that a memorial thread be posted, it probably would've been up within hours of the dolorous event.

I don't think Skinner, Lord Marblehead, or Elad feel especially obligated to jump when Skippy says "jump."

Maybe you could write a Cyber-Obit and send it to them?

[franksolich]

Maybe you could write a Cyber-Obit and send it to them?

Okay, now it's Tuesday morning in the Sandhills of Nebraska, and the mortuary still hasn't taken in the late lamented JeffR primitive.....more than ten days after he ostensibly kicked the bucket.

I think I know what's going on here.

Apparently Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and Elad have found some reason to doubt the primitive's demise, and so as to not get egg in their faces, they're holding off until such reports of deceasement, or non-deceasement, are confirmed.

The ostensible widow is after all known for being a drama queen who thrives on attention and adulation, and for stooping into any depths to get it--and so franksolich for one thinks there's very good and valid reasons to demand better evidence of the doleful event, if it in fact ever took place.

[diesel driver]

Okay, now it's Tuesday morning in the Sandhills of Nebraska, and the mortuary still hasn't taken in the late lamented JeffR primitive.....more than ten days after he ostensibly kicked the bucket.

I think I know what's going on here.

Apparently Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and Elad have found some reason to doubt the primitive's demise, and so as to not get egg in their faces, they're holding off until such reports of deceasement, or non-deceasement, are confirmed.

The ostensible widow is after all known for being a drama queen who thrives on attention and adulation, and for stooping into any depths to get it--and so franksolich for one thinks there's very good and valid reasons to demand better evidence of the doleful event, if it in fact ever took place.

I was going to say maybe Nance's LP was merely brain dead, but that would describe liberalism in general, and the DUmp in particular. 
I was going to say maybe he/she/it is on life support, but you would have to had a life first, and DUmmies have no life.
I was going to say the management of the DUmp is lazy and slothful, but that would be redundant.

So, I'll just say DUmmies lie, all the time, and leave it at that.

[GOBUCKS]

Note that the despicable Nance was in a temporary tombstone condition, blocked from posting at the DUmp, when her alleged husband allegedly went to sleep with the fishes.

The immediate knee-jerk reaction from Skimmer's flunkies was to cancel her timeout out of misplaced compassion. So she immediately resumed posting in her normal style.

DUmmies have done more outrageous things than lying about the death of a spouse to gain an advantage.

Note we still don't have a photo of the round red sodomite in his coffin.

Still, the most likely reason DUmmy JeffR hasn't shown up in the Dead DUmmy forum is just the general laziness and incompetence of Skimmer's flunkies.