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Offline GOBUCKS

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DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:48:18 PM »
DUmmy FnumberIconFnumbers has a new fantasy job!

It sounds like it must be in Tucson, and come with a free apartment.
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Got the job.

Well, not quite. It's at a different market than I mentioned here . But it's pretty much the same--union job, with good pay, excellent benefits, and other protections. The bosses try to schedule shifts for the benefit of the workers rather than the store, because they know that happier employees benefits the store. They also keep the shifts pretty much the same from week to week, with minor adjustments.

Pretty happy right now~
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026731028

She forgot to give thanks to the jug-eared messiah.


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Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2015, 04:59:39 PM »
7-11 clerk?
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Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2015, 05:00:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 26, 2015, 04:48:18 PM
DUmmy FnumberIconFnumbers has a new fantasy job!

It sounds like it must be in Tucson, and come with a free apartment.http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026731028

She forgot to give thanks to the jug-eared messiah.

And every apartment comes with a therapy cat!
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Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2015, 02:35:36 AM »
It won't be long before we see a wish a dupe from the same DUmmie.
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Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2015, 07:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 26, 2015, 05:00:18 PM
And every apartment comes with a therapy cat!

And a wine rack.

And valet parking (for those last minute quick dashes to the airport).

Only thing missing is a personal boat slip but I'm sure that will come up as an issue during future contract talks.
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Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2015, 02:44:44 PM »
Then a job jumped out of a bush.....
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Re: DUmmies Celebrate A New Bouncy Job
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2015, 03:41:45 PM »
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It sounds like it must be in Tucson, and come with a free apartment.

 :o  Working at a  ......market?   :bs:  Honestly, (D)oUchebag, try a little harder, eh?

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The bosses try to schedule shifts for the benefit of the workers rather than the store,

BFD, every civilian job I have ever had tries to do that, knob.

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union job

Hell, go for it.  It's your fantasy.  Where are the safe spaces and non-microaggression areas?
« Last Edit: May 27, 2015, 03:45:42 PM by 98ZJUSMC »
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