The 200 lbs of tomatoes is the same as a guy claiming 9 inches,it isn`true.
Its junk pile/rubbish yard is not a farm nor is sanitary for the proximity of the urban neighborhood.
There is a loony bin with its name on it.
That's 4
bushels of tomatoes from her chicken shit covered trash pile, in a vacant lot shared with a Chevy Suburban chicken coupe. In Chicago. Assuming the very best yield
ever from each plant, 20 pounds per, she needs to have at least 10 hills.
Every tomato is loaded with toxic chemicals leeched from the ground and the filthy air, filled with
E. coli and various other chicken sicknesses, and probably radioactive. That's the kind of thing that creates Marvel supervillains.
The ****ing things must glow green and throb like beating hearts. Be sure to give away gift baskets to all your neighbors, Crazy Chicken Witch!