There are times that I have thoughts flopping around in my head like a Ghost Chicken at a Baptist preacher dinner-on-the-grounds get together, and it is difficult to transfer my thoughts to the page so forgive me for any potential nadinisty in regards to the grammar in the below.
As I’ve sat here reading some of the recent DU posts that have been brought over I’ve come to realize something that I think that we, as normal, decent individuals, take for granted. I think that as we enjoy the entertainment of the 24/7 comedy/variety show & cluster-fu@* that is DU we often forget how difficult it is to be a DUmmie. Sure, at first glance it appears to be perfectly easy to be a blooming idiot (aka DUmmie super star), but in fact, it is the complete opposite.
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Let me give you a few examples…
1-Person A kills Person B.
A normal, decent person, upon hearing the above, wonders what happened. In other words, did Person A kill Person B for no reason? Did Person B attack Person A resulting in Person A defending himself? A normal, decent person generally only has to hear the facts of the incident to reach a conclusion.
At DU it is not that simple. Were both black? Were both white? Was one black and one white? If a black and another race was involved was the other race at least partially white? Was either of the two homosexual? Was either of the two Christians? And the list could continue for days. The DUmmie has to factor all of those items into the equation before reaching a conclusion. Even with that, if the DUmmie happens to accidentally reach a conclusion that is contrary to the conclusion established by their liberal overlords the DUmmie must change its conclusion.
2-Unborn babies
A normal, decent person considers an unborn baby as a baby.
At DU it is not that simple. Does the woman want the unborn baby? If so, some may conclude it’s a baby. Does the woman NOT want the unborn baby? If so, it’s just a clump of cells. Even with the DUmmies who ALWAYS view an unborn baby as a clump of cells it only applies to human babies. The mass inside of a sea turtle egg or Spotted Owl egg is NEVER just a clump of cells. It is always either a sea turtle of a Spotted Owl.
3-The country
A normal, decent person loves our country and just wants the government to do what it is suppose to do.
At DU it is not that simple. The DUmmies hate the country except when they love it and wants the government to do everything…except what they don’t want the government to do. And even when the government, by way of the sweat of normal and decent people, provide all sorts of freebies for the DUmmies the DUmmies still aren’t happy and still hate the normal, decent people. If Winston Churchill was alive he would be apt to say of the DUmmie/freebie situation: Never in human history has so many given so much to so few for so little appreciation.
4- Word meanings
A normal, decent person generally believes a word means what it means.
At DU it is not that simple. The word “chimp†is the perfect example. From January 20, 2001 to January 19, 2009 it was perfectly acceptable to call the president a chimp. It was not only acceptable. It was patriotic. On January 20, 2009 it suddenly became racist to call the president a chimp.
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I could continue the examples until it looked even more like a nadinese word salad, but I think I’ve rambled enough that you get the gist of what I’m saying. It takes effort to be as consistently as wrong and as stupid as a DUmmie. It’s not something that comes easily (except maybe to a trained hysterian). For this, I applaud any lurking DUmmies and thank them for their entertainment.
