In the DUmmies' warped minds, she wasn't wrong. It was everyone else who parked slanted who were wrong.
"But the lines are slanted."
"I don't have to ___ follow your ___ ___ ___ racist ___ ___ sexist ___ ___ ___ ___ rules! Do you ___ even know who I ___ am? ___ ___ ___ and the ___ ___ horse you rode in on, ___ ___!"