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Offline ChuckJ

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A reminder to the DUmmies
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:11:13 PM »
I notice a lot of Bouncy Tales being brought over which is much appreciated. We do like it when you put effort into to entertaining us; however, I've recently noticed one important item that is often missing. That item is the word "So".

Fairy Tales should always begin with "Once upon a time" and Bouncy Tales should always begin with "So". Beginning your little stories with the word "So" let's us know that we are not about to read one of your regular lies but are about to read a lie that you've spend extra time creating.
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Re: A reminder to the DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2015, 08:28:20 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on March 25, 2015, 08:11:13 PM
I notice a lot of Bouncy Tales being brought over which is much appreciated. We do like it when you put effort into to entertaining us; however, I've recently noticed one important item that is often missing. That item is the word "So".

Excellent reminder for the DUmpmonkeys. C'mon, primitives. Get it right.

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Fairy Tales should always begin with "Once upon a time" and Bouncy Tales should always begin with "So".

And war stories should always begin with "No shit, there I was."

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Re: A reminder to the DUmmies
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2015, 11:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 25, 2015, 08:28:20 PM
Excellent reminder for the DUmpmonkeys. C'mon, primitives. Get it right.

And war stories should always begin with "No shit, there I was."

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Re: A reminder to the DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2015, 11:59:11 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 25, 2015, 11:49:31 PM
Knee deep in hand grenade pins,
pocket full of nickels, no coke machine in sight.

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Surrounded by Japs, and with nothing but a P-38 to fight 'em off with!
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Re: A reminder to the DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 10:49:44 AM »
Army and Marines:  No shit, there I was....

Navy (Surface/subs):  Now men, this is a true sea story...

Air Force and Naval Air:  There I was at 30,000 feet...
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