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Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:49:27 PM »
Crazy Jeff, satellite guru, tells us a story about satelittes and how they change shit because he is talking about them. I love crazy Jeff. He doesn't write enough on DU, IMHO...

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ATTACK SATELLITE STRATEGIES
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Did anyone notice the new Google illustration, which features a satellite? Coincidentally, as I was working on copy in a companion document, which describes attack satellite designs, capabilities and limitations, Google changed the graphic at their search engine to a cartoon version of a satellite. Last year there were numerous online articles that mentioned attack satellite designs and missions. Now, they have vanished from the internet.

As I was creating this article, an attack satellite focused a relatively harmless frequency at a disc-jokey to inspire the song Don't Do Me Like That while I rewrote a previous report on ways Chinese satellites attack Google. Other search engine companies either submitted to Chinese control, or are under similar cyber-attack. If you cannot find this article with other search engines, they aren't worth using.

Radio Frequency (RF) energy includes standard radio broadcasts, light and sound, with the primary difference between these energies being the frequency, which a broadcasting device uses to transmit the energy. Like light, semi-audible sound and other frequencies can be focused with laser-like precision at a target. In battlefield applications, focusing a signal at a specific radio or computer is mandatory: Otherwise enemies in the theater of operations intercept the signal and compensate for strategic directives delivered by a satellite to a military or intelligence coordinator. Human hearing falls into a range from about 20 HTZ to 20 MHZ and visible radiation (light) ranges between 400 THz to 700 THz. Like a satellites' ability to focus a signal at a single radio or computer in a combat scenario, these signals can be focused at human targets with predictable results. By focusing frequencies slightly below, or above, human hearing an attack satellite or extremely sophisticated intelligence agency aircraft can induce ideas or directives to human targets. Emotions can also be induced by these covert weapons platforms. Most people are familiar with AM (Amplitude Modulated) and FM (Frequency Modulated) radio broadcasts. By slightly varying amplitudes and frequencies, an attack satellite and specialized aircraft can induce a variety of feelings and emotions. Often these weapons platforms use audible sound to reinforce their messages, when they are projecting directives to unsophisticated human targets, like assassins. When governments launch an attack satellite it is reasonable for them to claim they launched a communications satellite.

Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency volunteers are protected by Multiple Energies Deflecting Undetectable Strategic Attacks (MEDUSA) Class Satellites; and China has not launched this type technology yet. However, China has launched a massive number of basic attack satellites, which can coordinate on a worldwide basis to manipulate numerous decision-makers. With multiple frequency projectors, which transmit, or relay, attack signals through several extremely complex, pivoting lenses, which rapidly spin, (MEDUSA) class attack satellites are able to vigorously attack several targets - or a single target - with devastating results. Even the most basic attack satellite has a lens within a lens. The outer frequency focusing mechanism consists of magnifying lenses, which resemble an insects' eye. The inner lens is more complex: It utilizes a series of prism-like seams and transparent overlays to deflect or refract energy. As a frequency projector is aimed along certain types of seams on an internal lens, the outer lens slowly pivots, or spins, on most attack satellites. When a frequency projector behind the lenses moves along a seam, where lenses join, it allows a satellite to focus a constant attack at extremely mobile targets.

Slight movements of an attack projector from a great distance has profound implications on ground targets; but if a solar-powered satellite is forced to rapidly readjust its attack, it uses too much energy and becomes ineffective. Still, by focusing at clear, angular joints in an attack lens, a satellite can refract energy at two or more targets simultaneously. Limitations of a standard attack satellite arise if the weapons system is used to focus its most potent frequency at a single target. While a basic attack satellite can deflect a nearly sub-audible frequency to induce ideas at a few people, or animals, it can only focus a pulsing frequency at another target, with reduced effects. It often requires the use of multiple basic attack satellites for these weapons platforms to have a truly devastating effect on human targets in an area. To amplify certain powerful, pulsing attack frequencies, an inner magnifying lens must be perfectly aligned with an outer lens with similar capabilities.

While a basic attack satellite has only one set of lenses in front of a single frequency projector, a (MEDUSA) class attack satellite utilizes up to four focusing mechanisms, in various configurations, with several frequency projectors inside each multiple lens array. To insure that an attack satellite is having the desired effect, every type of attack satellite is equipped with extremely sensitive sound detection gear. While attack satellites have an ability to attack targets by tracking subtle sounds people make, or individual voices, a coordinated satellite attack requires a spy satellite with advanced heat-detection ability, especially when people enter crowded, noisy buildings. If we are able to force spy satellites to tightly focus on unimportant targets, they relinquish the ability to conduct surveillance of an entire city.

After satellite designers of several nations discovered a concise beam of energy could be focused at a single radio our computer during battle, the next logical step was using tightly focused signals to manipulate commanding field officers. Like a LASER, attack frequencies are tightly focused, which allows them to travel great distances. These frequencies have various effects on humans and other animals. Satellite attacks on humans often include focused transmissions that induce ideas. These frequencies are slightly inside the discernible range of human hearing, barely detectable and extremely manipulative. Often, satellites use audible sounds to reinforce ideas and attitudes, they are transmitting. Covert ground based equipment, described in a companion report, has similar effects; however, satellite focused frequencies over-ride this gear in most cases. Satellite attack frequencies induce a variety of emotions. Deflected or direct satellite focused frequencies cause anger, irritability, confusion, complacency, drowsiness, anxiety, sadness, paranoia, hunger, skepticism, exhilaration, jealousy, dizziness, nausea and other more physical symptoms, along with sexual desire, or a desire for specific foods and beverages. Eating and doing things that feel right, might have devastating results. Chinese satellites use these frequencies to destroy romantic, business and political relationships; however only a few readers of this report are attacked by satellites. Friendly foreign satellites often inspire disk-jockeys at radio station to play certain songs to prevent Chinese satellite teams of different agencies from creating viable code to communicate with each other covertly. Chinese satellite teams also manipulate news-writers in foreign nations to attempt to improve their image, or ruin the image of agencies and companies they consider adversarial. Humans are creatures of habit; and for Chinese satellite strategy to be effective, primary human targets must be manipulated to be in the right place at the right time. This allows attack satellites with limited capabilities to maximize their effect. Other types of Chinese attack satellites are focused on computers, traffic lights and other electronic equipment to achieve this goal. China plans to destroy the economies of other nations, including Russia; but they cannot do it without the assistance of Anonymous hactivist and various types of illegal eavesdroppers. China needs these operators to impair federal and local investigations. In a lengthy companion document, I present ways these groups can unify to prevent China from ruling the world from outer space. For example, North Korea had no way to conduct a cyber-attack on Sony, without going through China. China controls North Korea's internet; but there is more. Check this graphic image inspired by a satellite team of a Western Nation for a clue to the real way North Korea hacked Sony, after they released a spoof movie on the leader of North Korea:
http://gizmodo.com/so-who-shut-down-north-koreas-internet-1674589139

Although it is not a satellite lens, here is a graphic example of a lens, which deflects energy:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Wollaston-prism.svg?uselang=fr

For more information on ways attack satellite strategies protect Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency advisers, check these reports for specific information on attack satellite strategies, capabilities and limitations, along with other important information.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359631 http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359583 http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359660 http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359184


Some readers of this new report are already working with Community Action Tactical Specialists. CATS Other volunteers might like an acronym for people who do the same thing better: These operators can call themselves RAPTORS, which stands for Reporters Aquiring Protection by Organizing Reconnaissance Specialist. Since a morning show radio host, I enjoy listening to made a bad joke about "raptors," I created the acronym. After these readers realize the ways Chinese satellites attack them they can avoid or reduce personal attacks. A primary Chinese attack satellite strategy depends on human targets going to predictable places at prearranged times. If we alter our habits and plans or move around cities in unexpected ways, it forces Chinese satellites to abort attacks on unimportant human targets. As a limited number of satellites orbit near us at a given time, changing our driving routes or plans causes them to refocus attack lenses to continue manipulating relatively insignificant readers of this report, which prevents them from manipulating or attacking more important people in a region or city.


Anyone participating in this project should attempt to join Democratic Underground and make comments on this report to further overburden Chinese satellite teams. HERE IS A LINK, WHICH PROVIDES DETAILS ON PROBLEMS EVERYONE IS HAVING, ALONG WITH SPECIFIC INFORMATION ON THE BEST WAY TO OPEN AN EARTH-LINK SATELLITE PROTECTION AGENCY FACILITY.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359583
After Chinese satellites forced Google to stop operating in China and repeatedly conducted cyber-attacks against their e-mail server, g-mail, and Youtube, many of their employees opened Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency centers in their homes. Then China said this:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/30/google-gmail-shutdown-china

After, Chinese satellites attacked Apple, Cisco and their employees, they opened Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency facilities. China's Five Year Plan to nationalize manufacturers in China began in 2011. Here are some quotes: "Western companies with technologies... turn over its technology to China. and pay enormously "hiked tariffs on imported components." Here is a news article related to China's "Five Year Plan:"
http://business.financialpost.com/2011/06/23/nationalizing-china/
Chinese satellites continue to manipulate news reporters to make absurd claims against U.S. electronics companies, to prevent them from importing components for computers and cell-phones made in China: For example; why doesn't Chinese laws protect factory workers in China? http://www.bbc.com/news/business-30532463

After Chinese satellites attacked numerous television stations and their employees, many broadcasters and engineers opened Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency report centers. Then, the President of China ordered "foreign news outlets" to do this: http://freebeacon.com/national-security/china-exerts-pressure-on-foreign-news-outlets/
After Chinese satellites continued to manipulate and attack employees and nationally syndicated radio hosts, to create "and, uh" code, they decided to open Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency facilities.
After military and intelligence agency personnel, named at a previous hyper-link, were attacked by Chinese satellites, they opened Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency centers in their homes.
After other readers suffered continuous cyber-attacks by Chinese satellites, they opened Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency facilities.

For more information on Chinese satellite attacks, check the replies to this Opening Post.
 
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Re: Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2015, 12:53:06 PM »
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He draws an audience better and faster than the big guy does, but apparently doesn't excite the other primitives enough to comment.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2015, 12:58:48 PM »
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ATTACK SATELLITE STRATEGIES
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He's fastidious, isn't he?
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2015, 01:00:10 PM »
He's fastidious, isn't he?

You know, given the lethargy in the mental health forum on Skins's island--it's collecting more cobwebs than traffic--perhaps this guy should post there instead.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2015, 01:01:17 PM »
He's fastidious, isn't he?

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Re: Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2015, 01:02:56 PM »
He's fastidious, isn't he?


You ain`t seen nothing yet.

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Anouncing several new international communications competitions!

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Re: Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2015, 01:09:57 PM »
He draws an audience better and faster than the big guy does, but apparently doesn't excite the other primitives enough to comment.

How do you comment on that, though? I mean, other than to say, "Oh... ****..." or "What the Hell?"
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2015, 02:20:30 PM »
Where can I buy industrial strength tin foil?
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2015, 03:11:40 PM »
Where can I buy industrial strength tin foil?

Better use depleted uranium mesh . . . :whistling:
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2015, 03:19:05 PM »
You people just keep yucking it up until you get vaporized by a death laser from space ala Real Genius. Where is Val Kilmer when you need him.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2015, 03:22:15 PM »
You people just keep yucking it up until you get vaporized by a death laser from space ala Real Genius. Where is Val Kilmer when you need him.

If you make your tinfoil hat with the shiny side out, the death laser will be deflected harmlessly- well, unless it  hits a bird, or an airplane. Then, it wouldn't be so harmless.  But, hey- you'd be ok!
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2015, 03:34:43 PM »
If anyone watches "Better Call Saul", you recognize this DUmmy as the crazy brother who keeps himself wrapped in a solar blanket to guard against radio waves.

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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2015, 04:05:07 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2015, 04:35:09 PM »
:o

Since the last post.

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2015, 04:59:51 PM »
If you make your tinfoil hat with the shiny side out, the death laser will be deflected harmlessly- well, unless it  hits a bird, or an airplane. Then, it wouldn't be so harmless.  But, hey- you'd be ok!

I thought if you put tinfoil shiny side out and wrap it around a big pile of corn kernels you could use the laser to make a big batch of popcorn...
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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2015, 05:24:32 PM »
I don't know about attack satellites, but I heard about a Satellite of Love where a man and two robots are being tortured with bad movies.
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2015, 05:29:05 PM »
I don't know about attack satellites, but I heard about a Satellite of Love where a man and two robots are being tortured with bad movies.
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2015, 05:34:48 PM »
in the not too distant future?
Somewhere in space and time

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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2015, 05:45:05 PM »
in the not too distant future?

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2015, 07:46:19 PM »
I thought if you put tinfoil shiny side out and wrap it around a big pile of corn kernels you could use the laser to make a big batch of popcorn...

You can!

And then eat the popcorn as you watch the airplanes and roasted birds fall out of the sky.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2015, 08:20:50 PM »
You people just keep yucking it up until you get vaporized by a death laser from space ala Real Genius. Where is Val Kilmer when you need him.

If you make your tinfoil hat with the shiny side out, the death laser will be deflected harmlessly- well, unless it  hits a bird, or an airplane. Then, it wouldn't be so harmless.  But, hey- you'd be ok!

Gentlemen!!!!  Loose lips sink ships, OpSec and all that!!!!  You will ruin the Jefferson Ghost experiment if he can confirm our Sat Attacks.

Damn. Now I got to explain to the VRWC why this was allowed to get out.    Both ya all on my shit list now.   :rant:
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2015, 08:28:37 PM »
Gentlemen!!!!  Loose lips sink ships, OpSec and all that!!!!  You will ruin the Jefferson Ghost experiment if he can confirm our Sat Attacks.

Damn. Now I got to explain to the VWRC why this was allowed to get out.    Both ya all on my shit list now.   :rant:

But, but, but... there was supposed to be popcorn.
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« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2015, 06:25:39 AM »
Gentlemen!!!!  Loose lips sink ships, OpSec and all that!!!!  You will ruin the Jefferson Ghost experiment if he can confirm our Sat Attacks.

Damn. Now I got to explain to the VWRC why this was allowed to get out.    Both ya all on my shit list now.   :rant:

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The good thing is this:  Someone else mentioned OPSEC . . .  :tongue:
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Re: Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2015, 08:38:14 AM »
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After, Chinese satellites attacked Apple, Cisco and their employees ...

I have a friend who works at Deciduous Fruit Computers. I could ask him about his Chinese mas ....... Hey! Wait! He's Chinese!

If this dude isn't some sort of weird failed counter-mole, there's a bakery somewhere in his city that is short a fruitcake.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Jefferson tells us about Attack Satellites.
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2015, 07:49:50 PM »
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4. 296 edits?

Whoa.


wait..wait...wait....



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5. He explained that a while back

Apparently, the rogue Chinese satellite operators continuously try to put false information in his posts in order to discredit him.

Or something like that.

Or I might have heard that from the "talking water" which, I admit, was a fun thing to do.


 :o ...........  :rotf:

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3. I like this line....

"Like everyone else, online agents have illegal biological implants in their bodies, which give away affiliations when they wash their hands in public restrooms or crumple crispy plastic, where illegal eavesdroppers are known to watch people."

I'll avoid the crispy plastic in the public restroom.

Thanks for the heads-up. 


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10. Since this OP was showing up Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency on Google...

I renamed it. Check Google and see if the name changed there. Originally it was named (DARPA) something or another. I like the title Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency better.
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