DUmp Dictionary:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech means that any speech mentioning the Christian God or His Son on public property on within hearing distance of a DUmmie is "blatantly unconstitutional"...unless, of course, it is used as a curse.
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed means that only government-sanctioned organized militia may keep working firearms.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized means that the Republican government cannot access public phone records to assertain what calls are being made to terrorists, but it's OK to order smokers to stop smoking in their own homes and cars, and even on their own property.
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation...but it's wonderful when the EPA stops some evil, polluting landowner from farming his land or building a house (without compensation) because a lizard, bug or mouse may possibly be harmed and we all KNOW that the BFEE is guilty, so these restrictions don't apply to them.
