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Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« on: February 24, 2015, 03:39:26 PM »
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Hiya old friends


Hey y'all! Long time no see. Not sure if you remember me, I've been a little busy (and all over the place) and haven't been around DU much lately. I'm at Duke now finishing up my masters degree (May please come quickly sweet baby jeezuz). My last film which some of you were kind enough to contribute towards did pretty snazzy on the festival circuit, and now I'm working to finish up another film and web series project.

That's where shameless self promotion comes in. The fundraiser for my Duke thesis project is up and live. I'm putting on an awesome two week exhibit here in Durham, North Carolina, hosted by the lovely Carrack Modern Art, and bringing up some of the talented ladies in my thesis film! We'll also be launching a web series in late April with even more awesome Alabama women artists, so every penny counts (and is tax deductible). The project spiel is below, along with a link to the indiegogo fundraiser. All funds raised will not only help complete the project, it'll also go towards putting on a two week exhibit in downtown Durham that'll be free and open to the public. Please consider making a (TAX DEDUCTIBLLLLLLLLE) contribution, and if you're in the NC triangle area I'll be posting event details soon. Hope to see some DUers there!

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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2015, 04:00:44 PM »
If Ava wants to make money, The Tucson Tart can tell her how to earn $5 in 5 minutes behind the Dumpster at the local plasma center.
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2015, 08:33:07 PM »
And reason number whatever of why I hate Dook.
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2015, 08:37:52 PM »
Watching an antique TV test pattern would probably be more entertaining and educational than he epic film.
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2015, 08:47:22 PM »
Good grief, she's pulling a Grayson.

The only thing missing is "courage", at the end of the bleg.  :loser:
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2015, 09:15:27 PM »
She has $1,900 -- maybe I should do the same scam.

The steps look easy:

1) Fake academic credentials
2) Find a BABY to hold and get a photo (a'la Yosemte Sam)
3) Have said BABY paint something (a'la the elephants who paint)
4) Find a back story (easily done just grab a random DU beggar)

*POOF*  Instant money!

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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2015, 09:22:19 PM »
After following up her useless "film" degree from NYU with a useless "film" masters degree from DUke, her parents will probably have spent somewhere around $400K on her useless education.

A few thou more for this useless project shouldn't be a problem.
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2015, 09:23:14 PM »
Ava has some major explaining to do. I hope those lies haunt her. I know it will not.  :mental:
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2015, 09:25:17 PM »
I wonder if she helped develop that awful Duke campaign with the athletes complaining about using "gay" as a synonym for not cool. 
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2015, 09:46:01 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 24, 2015, 09:22:19 PM
After following up her useless "film" degree from NYU with a useless "film" masters degree from DUke, her parents will probably have spent somewhere around $400K on her useless education.

A few thou more for this useless project shouldn't be a problem.

And maybe, she'll find a full-time job, but it won't be in film...
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2015, 09:49:28 PM »
Quote from: docstew on February 24, 2015, 09:46:01 PM
And maybe, she'll find a full-time job, but it won't be in film...

Well, not on the viewfinder side -- even ugly womyn can be oral on the money side...
 
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2015, 10:12:10 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on February 24, 2015, 09:49:28 PM
Well, not on the viewfinder side -- even ugly womyn can be oral on the money side...

She may use her artsy-fartsy film school degrees to make a life as the auteur of adipose erotica - sort of the Steven Spielberg of porky porn.
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2015, 10:17:08 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on February 24, 2015, 09:49:28 PM
Well, not on the viewfinder side -- even ugly womyn can be oral on the money side...

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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2015, 04:26:22 PM »
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Besides our eternal gratitude, we have several perks to thank you for your contributions. These perks range from a thank you message to an original painting by one of our artists to an Executive Producer credit in the film.
What would look better on the big screen for an Executive Producer credit?


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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2015, 07:49:34 PM »
Quote from: docstew on February 24, 2015, 09:46:01 PM
And maybe, she'll find a full-time job, but it won't be in film...

Now, now Doc... she can be a "fluffer".  The female Mickey Moore? Naw.
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2015, 09:10:49 PM »
The Lacrosse team may be looking for some new "dancers". :lmao:
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Re: Ava resurfaces to beg for money
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2015, 09:48:21 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 24, 2015, 08:37:52 PM
Watching an antique TV test pattern would probably be more entertaining and educational than he epic film.
On channel 2 a show about watching weeds grow.
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