If another terror attack happens, here are the stages of the DUmmies' reaction:
1. They immediately assume without even the slightest hint of evidence that it was the work of a right- wing redneck extremist, and use that to demand that Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, and everyone else they disagree with be arrested for committing "Stochastic terrorism."
2. When the terrorist is revealed to be Muslim, they will be quick to say it has nothing to do with Islam.
3. When it becomes clear that the terrorist was indeed a Muslim extremist committing an act of jihad, they will portray him as either a police plant intended to incite hatred against Muslims, or a brave and noble hero taking a righteous stand against evil American racism and oppression.
4. They'll then participate in "Free (Insert terrorist's name here)" protest rallies while wearing keffiyehs as a "Sign of solidarity."