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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:12:46 PM »
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2015, 08:00:37 PM »
He was the first thing I thought of when I saw that headline...

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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2015, 08:11:23 PM »
Quote from: dixierose on January 24, 2015, 08:00:37 PM
He was the first thing I thought of when I saw that headline...

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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2015, 08:35:56 PM »
Quote from: dixierose on January 24, 2015, 08:00:37 PM
He was the first thing I thought of when I saw that headline...

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Only eleven to go.   :-)
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2015, 09:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 24, 2015, 08:35:56 PM
Only eleven to go.   :-)

Make it 10  :-)
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2015, 09:16:51 PM »
Is there any truth to the rumor that Laser Haas got thrown out of the courthouse for wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants?
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2015, 12:55:18 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 24, 2015, 09:16:51 PM
Is there any truth to the rumor that Laser Haas got thrown out of the courthouse for wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants?

LACES OUT !!!





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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2015, 07:45:16 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 25, 2015, 12:55:18 AM
LACES OUT !!!



Decision for the plaintiff....case closed.
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2015, 10:16:00 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 25, 2015, 12:55:18 AM
LACES OUT !!!


Brother, that was worth a high five.
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2015, 07:48:45 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 25, 2015, 10:16:00 AM
Brother, that was worth a high five.

Why yes, yes it was . . .

Where's the tie for the red laces?
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2015, 08:18:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2015, 07:48:45 PM
Why yes, yes it was . . .

Where's the tie for the red laces?

we're going to have to have "the talk" it sounds like....
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2015, 08:21:39 PM »
Who needs laces?
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Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2015, 06:29:58 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 25, 2015, 08:21:39 PM
Who needs laces?

Nothing a seat belt cutter couldn't handle. :whistling: :naughty:
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Chase her even when she's yours.
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