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Offline CC27

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I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:23:51 PM »
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I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...


He hasn't been asking for money for almost two months.

...but here he is, two weeks after taking office, looking for money for 2016, for his SAFE DEMOCRATIC district

Bill Maher will be performing in Orlando on February 8. I'll be there. Would you like to join us? Maybe you can.

Bill Maher put political comedy on weekly TV, he has kept it there for 18 years, and he has won 21 Emmy nominations along the way. His 2008 expose of organized religion, Religulous, is the 7th highest grossing documentary of all time.

I've been on his TV show four times. Take it from me: he's funny. Which is why I look forward to seeing his performance in Orlando. And why I would be happy if you came with me.

More specifically, two of my supporters will join us. One will be chosen from among the people who contribute $20.16 or more to our campaign, between now and Feb. 1. The other will be chosen from among our monthly contributors whom we call our "sustainers."

So there are two ways to get in on this:

(1)   Contribute $20.16 or more to our campaign during the next 10 days.
(2)   Be, or become, a monthly contributor to our campaign.

If you are chosen, we will fly you to Orlando, we will put you up in a nice hotel, and you can join me for Bill's show. But you don't have to be funny - that's his job.

Of course, there is the fine print. There's always fine print. Void where prohibited, blah, blah, blah. It's underneath my signature below. Take a look at it, if you have time - it's almost as hilarious as Bill is.

Look, forget the fine print. It's very simple - support our campaign (you know you want to!!), and you have a chance (maybe two chances!!) to join me and Bill Maher (THE Bill Maher!!) in Orlando (Florida!!). If you click here. Or if you hit that green button below.

You DUmmies keep giving him money and falling all over yourselves when he posts at the DUmp.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026122284
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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2015, 06:30:56 PM »
Alan's been in office 2 weeks, in a "safe" dim district, and already asking for donations.   :mental: 

So, what is the DNC for?  Having a rally in Orlando with Bill "Moron" Mahar?  Sounds like they ALL may be too close to Disney World for comfort, but then again, the DNC is a Mickey Mouse operation.
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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2015, 06:31:45 PM »
The bigamist wife he is divorcing needs the money for her operation. Obamacare doesn't cover "Fake Boobs Removal".
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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2015, 06:33:40 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 22, 2015, 06:30:56 PM
Alan's been in office 2 weeks, in a "safe" dim district, and already asking for donations.   :mental: 

So, what is the DNC for?  Having a rally in Orlando with Bill "Moron" Mahar?  Sounds like they ALL may be too close to Disney World for comfort, but then again, the DNC is a Mickey Mouse operation.

Obama complained about campaigning for money all the time, but his group and the DNCC both sent out emails asking for money  last night and today.  :rofl:
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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2015, 08:32:26 PM »
Oh my.

franksolich's "enemies list" just grew by leaps and bounds, all those primitives assailing one of the very few honest primitives on Skins's island; a primitive who actually is what he says he is.

They're failing to grasp his main point--there's limited money available to be contributed to candidates and causes. 

The disgraced congressman's in a safe seat; he has no worries about keeping his job.

So he should cut out his fund-raising assholery so that candidates and causes on shakier ground can be supported.

The primitives as usual don't get it.

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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2015, 10:51:06 PM »
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Response to benz380 (Reply #17)Thu Jan 22, 2015, 02:34 PM
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19. They are truly endless on the internet, are they not?

The internet has created a place for people to invent themselves with each and every place they post! Think about it...on one forum you could be an airline pilot and on another an astronaut!

And on yet another you could have a real life human wife.

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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2015, 03:39:06 PM »
^^ :lmao:

I saw a recent photo of Alan and I thought he really was ill.  The asshole looked bad.  Bad hair, bad skin, just looked awful.  I think there's something wrong with him. 

Oh BTW...how do you envision Alan treating these contest winners? 
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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2015, 04:02:43 PM »
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Thu Jan 22, 2015, 02:09 PM

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2. I love when he posts here too.

So engaging.

That has to be sarcasm, all he does is poop out donation threads and vanish.  He, or the intern that actually posts under his name, has never once replied to another DUer.
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Re: I was beginning to worry that Alan Grayson was ill...
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2015, 07:35:14 PM »
Yeah DUmmies, Grayson is ill.

Mentally ill.
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