thunderthighs (21,911 posts)
I see what you did there.

8. i am fit to burst
spent the day in va beach and stuffed my face. blt and bloody mary for breakfast, crab and blue cheese stuffed, bacon-wrapped mushrooms and flounder for lunch and black forest cake on the shore of the chesapeake about an hour ago.
I thought fizzy was a Jewess. Bacon and crab are
farboten to the Chosen People.
husband wants to get dinner with a buddy, so i'll just drink.
Translation: Mr. fizz found a hookup on craigslist, and fizzy is going to self-medicate until she passes out.
i hope i can fit into my pants by the time we leave.
You're the only one trying to get into your pants, Sarah.