36 days and the dummie is still not sprouting daisies. We find ourselves well into 2015 and here Steve is, still well above ground. I was originally thinking he was trying desperately to reach 50,000 posts before he shuffled off to the next existence. Now I am not so sure. I now think he was lying. I think he wanted the Dump to respond with sympathy, well wishes, and such, only to find that the Dump is one of the most uncaring group of folks that can be found on the internet... with maybe the exception of ISIS.
Now what is poor Steve to do? Does he come clean and tell the truth? Does he continue the charade? Does he quietly steal away from the Dump in the middle of the night with his ample tail dragging on the ground behind him erasing his literary footprints? Does he continue on as if the announcement of his impending demise was never written?
Only time will tell, I guess. I'm betting he will continue on as if he never said anything.