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Title: Toss up where to post this .
Post by: Wayne on July 17, 2016, 02:32:54 PM

Democratic Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging sniper fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting general vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Title: Re: Toss up where to post this .
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 17, 2016, 04:45:48 PM
You left out the lobby exhibits:

"Celebrating the lives of great patriots"

* Micah Johnson
* Tashfeen Malik and Syed Rizwan Farook
* Nidal Malik Hasan
* Time and information permitting, Gavin Long

Title: Re: Toss up where to post this .
Post by: nomad54 on July 24, 2016, 04:58:14 PM
I'd laugh, but it's too true to be funny.