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Title: primitives discuss what is most important to them on Christmas
Post by: BattleHymn on December 26, 2014, 02:20:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018704819

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 07:42 AM
backwoodsbob (5,762 posts)

ok I'll be the one who asks...what did everyone score for Christmas?

I had a banner year.
Albert Lee Music Man Guitar
Lions Leather Jacket
Damascus steel German Boker Lockblade.

My toy though is this

http://www.amazon.com/B%C3%B6ker-Boker-Magnum-Knife-Sharpener/dp/B00HQBMK7W

A cheap little magnum knife sharpener

That thing absolutely put a razors edge on every knife I tried it on.

How'd you guys do?

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 08:04 AM
cantbeserious (5,834 posts)
1. Zero - Don't Do Christmas Gifts - Been Out Of That Loop - 20 Years Now

eom

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 08:06 AM
backwoodsbob (5,762 posts)
2. ooookkk

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 10:14 AM
NuclearDem (9,708 posts)
5. Have only done gifts with the immediate family so far

But currently, a new thermal jacket, a $50 Gamestop gift card, and my folks will be paying for me to get a tattoo.

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 10:29 AM
Star Member Major Nikon (15,421 posts)
7. Whiskey

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 10:43 AM
Star Member Tobin S. (7,039 posts)
8. The new Weezer CD, heavy duty socks, money

a gift card to one of my favorite restaurants, BEER!, a $50 roll of postage stamps, and gift certificates to a local car wash.

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 12:12 PM
AngryOldDem (9,777 posts)
12. Well, most of our Christmas is still in transit.

Even though delivery was promised yesterday. We should get it by Monday.

That said, it has been a really nice Christmas for us without all the gifting. Just really nice spending time. One of the more peaceful, pleasant days I can recall in a long time.

That's a gift in and of itself, I think.

The angryolddem primitive decides to live contrary to their username, if for only one day.

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 12:54 PM
Star Member mokawanis (3,212 posts)
13. Not one damn thing

Just as I requested. We're all contributing to a family get-together this summer, instead of doing xmas now.

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 02:33 PM
GOLGO 13 (335 posts)
14. CHRISTMAS HAULAGE 2014

From the wife
~ A PS4 with Call of Duty & Lego Marvel Superheros
~ Set of 4 Heidelberg heavy duty Beer glasses
~ 1 7ft super soft blanket with a Emperor Penguin on the front

Not pictured:
A case of Fosters oil cans for the beer glasses

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Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:54 AM
Star Member WinkyDink (42,823 posts)
21. Big $$ and a ruby bracelet!

I lost my husband this year, but I decided that he can still "give" me a present at Christmas! (And I spent much less on it than he would have!)

Ok, that seems a little strange.


Title: Re: primitives discuss what is most important to them on Christmas
Post by: thundley4 on December 26, 2014, 03:11:46 PM
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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 10:29 AM
Star Member Major Nikon (15,421 posts)
7. Whiskey

A DUmmie that bought their own gift.

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Thu Dec 25, 2014, 12:12 PM
AngryOldDem (9,777 posts)
12. Well, most of our Christmas is still in transit.

Even though delivery was promised yesterday. We should get it by Monday.

They're hoping their dealer didn't take their money and skip town.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what is most important to them on Christmas
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 26, 2014, 03:37:01 PM
A DUmmie that bought their own gift.


Probably that bum that got 100 bucks and youtube fame
Title: Re: primitives discuss what is most important to them on Christmas
Post by: Karin on December 26, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
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heavy duty socks
a $50 roll of postage stamps,
gift certificates to a local car wash.

 :lmao:  Glad I'm not in that family. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss what is most important to them on Christmas
Post by: diesel driver on December 26, 2014, 08:31:38 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018704819
Ok, that seems a little strange.
No, that seems a LOT strange!   :mental:

But then again, we are talking about DUmmies, normal to them is anything but to us.
Title: Re: primitives discuss what is most important to them on Christmas
Post by: diesel driver on December 27, 2014, 04:08:38 AM
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Star Member Tobin S. (7,039 posts)
8. The new Weezer CD, heavy duty socks, money

a gift card to one of my favorite restaurants, BEER!, a $50 roll of postage stamps, and gift certificates to a local car wash.

A roll of stamps is $49, DUmbass got ripped for a buck!

Carwash gift certificates will be used when the DUmmie needs to bathe.

As for the HD socks, a hint:  CUT YOUR F'N TOENAILS!
Title: Re: primitives discuss what is most important to them on Christmas
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 27, 2014, 09:06:16 AM
As for the HD socks, a hint:  CUT YOUR F'N TOENAILS!

Really . . . if there's Kevlar in the toes, it's a sign.