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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on December 26, 2014, 02:05:29 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026005879
Here we have pineapple-headed Lamond trying to be funny, followed by other primitives who take their turn at trying to be funny:
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:57 AM
Star Member MrScorpio (61,777 posts)
Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced
DC – The National Park Service announced today that, responding to popular demand, it is preparing rules and regulations for pissing on the grave of Dick Cheney.
“It’s important to remember,†said a spokesman, “That Cheney does not have an actual grave at this time since he is not dead. However, public interest in pissing on his grave makes it increasingly urgent to have plans in place.â€
“Ordinarily, we do not encourage urinating in public places. However, Cheney is so universally hated that we see no practical way of keeping it from happening, and have decided instead to regulate it like any other recreational activity.â€
Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro geological studies to determine the likely drainage. “This is an important health measure,†said the spokesman, “Remember, the grave will house the rotting remains of Dick Cheney, a heavy load on the well being of whatever community it curses. We may have to install a large septic field as it is. Charging a small fee for pissing on Cheney’s grave may be the only way to recoup those costs.â€
http://memegop.org/2014/12/regulations-for-pissing-on-cheneys-grave-announced/
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:12 AM
Star Member Scuba (42,307 posts)
2. I'll be glad to pay a fee, and wait in line as long as necessary.
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:17 AM
Turbineguy (19,594 posts)
3. I imagine the grave site
will be something along the lines of a dance floor surrounded by urinals motif?
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:18 PM
Star Member libodem (16,015 posts)
42. In my dreams
If I read this right, the libodem primitive admitted to being a bedwetter.
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:35 PM
surrealAmerican (9,069 posts)
52. You may need to modify that design.
We will want to also accommodate women in this.
All DUmp "women" pee standing up. It's the DUmp men that will need sit-down accommodations.
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:25 AM
Cirque du So-What (10,420 posts)
4. I'm stocking up on bottled water
I want my visit to be especially 'productive.'
As opposed to be especially 'unproductive' the rest of your hours here on erf.
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:45 AM
TRoN33 (607 posts)
7. Line me up.
I will set up new website for new pilgrimage for good people who harbors the deep legitimate disdain toward Cheney, putting up the exact GPS location for Cheney's grave and piss the hell out on him.
Maybe I should set up the measurement gauges around grave to measure how much piss has trickle down toward his grave and post it LIVE on website.
Cheney should be proud of being showered clean with piss on daily basis.
Ugh, what a word soup. I know I've shit out some bad ones before, but hopefully nothing that anyone has had to go back and read two or three times, just to figure out what the heck I was going on about. It should come as no surprise that this primitive uses Bob Marley as their avatar. Don't do drugs, kids, or you'll end up writing like this primitive.
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:48 AM
Star Member B Calm (22,574 posts)
8. I'd love to piss on it, along with Reagan's grave too!
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:01 AM
Gothmog (13,830 posts)
19. I love good satire
Same here. If you can kindly direct me to any in this thread, I'd be happy to read it.
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:40 AM
NoJusticeNoPeace (981 posts)
29. I know we have Cheney or W fans here, what do you folks think?
Oh, you've got to be kidding. On Skin's Island? :rotf:
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:16 PM
7962 (3,313 posts)
40. I've seen neither; but CHENEY fans?
Hell, even most I know on the "right" blame cheney for Iraq tons more than Bush
Sure.
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:05 PM
StevePaulson (120 posts)
35. I Plan On Pissing On Reagan's Grave
It's on my bucket list.
(I am serious)
A primitive ups the ante with an "I am serious".
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:48 PM
cp (48 posts)
57. Why wait til he's dead?
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:51 PM
Star Member MrScorpio (61,777 posts)
59. Why, indeed.
I like the cut of your jib.
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F*ING sick ghouls. Everything just has to be political.
Yet to them, Republicans are the party of hate. :whatever:
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What none of the DUmmies want to admit is that Dick Cheney likely will outlive them all.
He has the money to buy the best medical care in the world, and isn't dependent upon Obama's Death panels to grant him care as he gets older.
In fact, if any of the DUmmies have usable organs, they will probably go to the rich 1%ers that they despise so much. Who said no good could come from Obamacare. It will mean more dead DUmmies in the long and short run.
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Innerwebs tough guys, one and all. I'm shaking in my tennies.
:bird:
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Not well-written and Dorkio didn't even write it. His post and their responses say a lot about them - we know they "hate" Cheney as they hate many many different things and people but Lamond's thread shows how small and petty the DUmmies really are.
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Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:05 PM
StevePaulson (120 posts)
35. I Plan On Pissing On Reagan's Grave
It's on my bucket list.
(I am serious)
So why haven't you done it yet, tough guy? It's been years. Go on, I dare you.
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So why haven't you done it yet, tough guy? It's been years. Go on, I dare you.
His broke Dummy ass probably can't afford the airfare to California.
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F*ING sick ghouls. Everything just has to be political.
Yet to them, Republicans are the party of hate. :whatever:
You're missing the bigger picture: None of these special snowflakes realize that when they're dead, no one will even remember them - not even to commit a childish act of desacration. No one will remember, and no one will care that they are gone.
VP Cheney, on the other hand, will be remembered as a giant when history is written.
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They can't control their hate.
Nor can they control any of their other emotions.
Cheney has been out of office for over 6 years.
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May a thousand dogs hike their leg on the DUmmies feet & flip-flops.
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You're missing the bigger picture: None of these special snowflakes realize that when they're dead, no one will even remember them - not even to commit a childish act of desacration. No one will remember, and no one will care that they are gone.
VP Cheney, on the other hand, will be remembered as a giant when history is written.
I realize that, wasp. Usually ignore those empty threat DUmp threads, unless I'm in a particularly snarky mood. Or when I want to copy a thread over to save & show when they deny that they are truly the hateful ones.
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I'm considering pissing I'm Lamond's mouth.
Then again, the pineapple would like it.
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What are these little cupcakes gonna do if Cheney decides to be cremated and the urn is kept up on a mantlepiece?
Break in the home of Lynn Cheney and dangle their dinks?
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As a former Secretary of Defense, Cheney should be eligible for Arlington.
I'd love to see a DUmmy piss on a grave at Arlington.
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I'd love to see a DUmmy piss on a grave at Arlington.
If it were possible to pee on the graves of those at Arlington, JFK's casket would have floated down to the Potomac and out to sea 45 years ago.
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Well, I for one call dibbs on pissing on Jimmy Carter's grave. If Obama is buried in Chicago, it may just be too dangerous to go there. But if he is in Hawaii, you betcha that will be on my itinerary!
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As a former Secretary of Defense, Cheney should be eligible for Arlington.
I'd love to see a DUmmy piss on a grave at Arlington.
Even if he isn't buried at Arlington, I bet it would easy to fundraise for a permanent security force to guard the grave 24/7.
And I hope VP Cheney lives for a long, long time. Just saying.
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As a former Secretary of Defense, Cheney should be eligible for Arlington.
I'd love to see a DUmmy piss on a grave at Arlington.
If you think a lib won't disrespect all American heroes...
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2014/12/27/american-sniper-chris-kyle-was-brainwashed-mass-murderer-lee-malvo (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2014/12/27/american-sniper-chris-kyle-was-brainwashed-mass-murderer-lee-malvo)
If one speaks it, you know they are all thinking it.
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Even if he isn't buried at Arlington, I bet it would easy to fundraise for a permanent security force to guard the grave 24/7.
And I hope VP Cheney lives for a long, long time. Just saying.
I look at this differently, I suppose. First, you have DUmmies spending their miserable, impoverished existences worried about when one of their enemies is going to die, when those enemies have no idea who the hell they are. Next, while all of this discussion is ongoing, Cheney and the others are living in peace and luxury, while DUmbasses live in rancorous squalor. Whereas Cheney need never worry about the price of anything, and whereas he can rest assured that he will die gracefully, DUmmies are likely to run out the clock in puddles of their own sick, with prolapsed rectums. Lurking DUmmies, your enemies are indifferent to you, while you spend your meager dollars clamoring to be counted among their sworn enemies. With a few measly exceptions, you will all die penniless, insane, and unloved. The piss you're saving for Cheney will fill your unchanged drawers in your crumbling hovels.
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I look at this differently, I suppose. First, you have DUmmies spending their miserable, impoverished existences worried about when one of their enemies is going to die, when those enemies have no idea who the hell they are. Next, while all of this discussion is ongoing, Cheney and the others are living in peace and luxury, while DUmbasses live in rancorous squalor. Whereas Cheney need never worry about the price of anything, and whereas he can rest assured that he will die gracefully, DUmmies are likely to run out the clock in puddles of their own sick, with prolapsed rectums. Lurking DUmmies, your enemies are indifferent to you, while you spend your meager dollars clamoring to be counted among their sworn enemies. With a few measly exceptions, you will all die penniless, insane, and unloved. The piss you're saving for Cheney will fill your unchanged drawers in your crumbling hovels.
Tough to argue against that! H5!