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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on December 24, 2014, 01:38:17 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018704444
I've been waiting for Mo to post something, after finding her hiding out in the hinterlands of the island whining to the serial masturbator, stevenumbers, here:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99955.0
Wed Dec 24, 2014, 10:19 AM
Star Member mopinko (42,721 posts)
bah humbug
i have zip xmas spirit.
nasty divorce, grown kids dragged in.
worst year healthwise ever. several broken ribs, respiratory infections and intestines that arent happy. in horrible pain for the last week and a half.
i just want to get the whole damn thing over with.
anybody else?
Wed Dec 24, 2014, 10:36 AM
dembotoz (6,504 posts)
1. no shit
2014 was just awful 4 me 2
Wed Dec 24, 2014, 11:08 AM
magical thyme (9,628 posts)
3. I officially started down the Druid path on the Solstice
which means I got a 2-day weekend for my holiday this year. If I were celebrating Christmas, I'd be in a funk because I'm working Christmas eve, the day after and the day after that. I won't have another 2-day weekend until January.
I've been working, working, working, so I'm weary and underslept. The little bit of extra money is barely worth it, but I'm trying to focus on next spring when I can quit one p/t job. It's rained almost every day I've had off since July, so I gave up and quit even thinking about riding my pony.
On the one nice day I had off last August, I took the dogs on a hike and overdid it, injuring my knee. While that healed, the compensatory action strained my ankle and sciatica. So I couldn't walk the dogs or do much of anything for a couple months. I regained a several of the 5 inches of fat that I'd lost over the prior year, so I'm pretty unhappy about that.
And my Christmas present, which really was supposed to be my Yule present, was delayed to the New Year soonest, too.
However, on the Solstice, along with my 1st Druid ritual, I started back on my old yoga routine and follow that up with 25 crunches, done ever-more-slowly-and-deeply and holding the last one while I burn. Shocking to find that 15 minutes of yoga starts me sweating. That is a first But my overall health continues good and after just 4 days on my yoga routine I have increased my flexibility and strength.
Wed Dec 24, 2014, 11:24 AM
olddots (4,919 posts)
4. last xmass I was on high suicide watch
This year its only a 50%er ...feh we'll make it but I hear you .the Christmass time blues are loud and long
Wed Dec 24, 2014, 12:13 PM
Star Member Gidney N Cloyd (12,725 posts)
6. Some years the best I can do is just try not to piss on everyone else's parade.
Wed Dec 24, 2014, 12:23 PM
Star Member Wounded Bear (6,083 posts)
7. Yeah...
What he said.
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Don't they understand that they are making their owebumessiah look bad ?
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Miserable as usual.
That long thing from Magical Thyme about druids and solstices and yoga and blah blah blah was completely ignored over there. Nobody cares, MT. Not a soul in the world.
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Miserable as usual.
That long thing from Magical Thyme about druids and solstices and yoga and blah blah blah was completely ignored over there. Nobody cares, MT. Not a soul in the world.
They get more exposure over here with those type of posts than they ever get on the island, but only for their comedic value.
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Wed Dec 24, 2014, 11:24 AM
olddots (4,919 posts)
4. last xmass I was on high suicide watch
This year its only a 50%er ...feh we'll make it but I hear you .the Christmass time blues are loud and long
So somebody had to be pulled away from their family to make sure you didn't off yourself? Passing away in a bath tub filled with red would've been much more festive.
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So many of the DUmmies have been disowned by their conservative friends and relatives that they are left alone with the moles on Skin's Island at Christmas.
<<<Not saying my mole will be active on Christmas Day, or even admitting that I have a mole.
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I feel for the DUmmies........sends a tickle up my leg. :-)
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Wed Dec 24, 2014, 10:19 AM
Star Member mopinko (42,721 posts)
bah humbug
i have zip xmas spirit.
nasty divorce, grown kids dragged in.
worst year healthwise ever. several broken ribs, respiratory infections and intestines that arent happy. in horrible pain for the last week and a half.
i just want to get the whole damn thing over with.
anybody else?
You just made mine a whole lot happier!
Suffer what the hate your life has earned you.
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So somebody had to be pulled away from their family to make sure you didn't off yourself? Passing away in a bath tub filled with red would've been much more festive.
I suspect the dummie had no intention of offing him/her/itself. It probably just wanted some "look at me" attention.
Before I forget... Public Service Notice for any dummie who wishes to go down this route tonite or tomorrow:
Remember it is up and down the lower arm with the razor blade, not across the arm or wrist!
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You just made mine a whole lot happier!
Suffer what the hate your life has earned you.
You ever heard this song, Carl? It was big a few years ago.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAEFnVZVOs[/youtube]
It seems to be so appropriate for Big Mo.
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I suspect the dummie had no intention of offing him/her/itself. It probably just wanted some "look at me" attention.
Before I forget... Public Service Notice for any dummie who wishes to go down this route tonite or tomorrow:
Remember it is up and down the lower arm with the razor blade, not across the arm or wrist!
I know it's just wishful thinking... them actually ending it goes against their entire belief system of bringing the rest of the world down to their sorry existences.
Just to add to the public service notice: It's always proper holiday etiquette to decorate yourself with tinsel and garland before you hang yourself with christmas lights. It would also be proper to use several different strands to ensure that the wires actually do hold. These little details will make it a bit more pleasant for the professionals that have to cart your carcass out of your hovel.
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I know it's just wishful thinking... them actually ending it goes against their entire belief system of bringing the rest of the world down to their sorry existences.
Just to add to the public service notice: It's always proper holiday etiquette to decorate yourself with tinsel and garland before you hang yourself with christmas lights. It would also be proper to use several different strands to ensure that the wires actually do hold. These little details will make it a bit more pleasant for the professionals that have to cart your carcass out of your hovel.
H5! :cheersmate:
Oh and dummies... please make sure you write a note to the other dummies about your impending demise and the method you use. Professional courtesy and all.
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On the one nice day I had off last August, I took the dogs on a hike and overdid it, injuring my knee. While that healed, the compensatory action strained my ankle and sciatica.
Have to agree with that. I did the same thing. I'll be in a knee brace for the next two months making sure I don't overstress it by being stupid. I blame no one, but myself.
Wed Dec 24, 2014, 11:24 AM
olddots (4,919 posts)
4. last xmass I was on high suicide watch
This year its only a 50%er ...feh we'll make it but I hear you .the Christmass time blues are loud and long
You're a miserable piece of human-shaped flotsam. You make those around you miserable. Do us all a favor and just take the L-pill.
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I feel for the DUmmies........sends a tickle up my leg. :-)
Good for you! JohnnyReb. That's ten times better than a tinkle down your leg. I'll take the tickle up over the tinkle down nine times out of ten.
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Well, maybe Big Mo would be of good cheer if she checked the awards for the Top DUmmies of 2014; I'm sure there's been, and will be, plenty of laughs in them for her.