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Title: stevenumbers checks up on the loony bin; Big Mo checks in
Post by: BattleHymn on December 23, 2014, 09:35:33 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515537

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Mon Dec 8, 2014, 06:01 PM
Star Member steve2470 (25,117 posts)

How is everyone here doing ?

I hope you are all well and will enjoy this month with friends and/or family. This time of year can be very hard for people.

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Mon Dec 8, 2014, 06:13 PM
olddots (4,912 posts)
1. can we skip this month ?

Very difficult time of year the so called theorpists go away and leave people worse off .

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Mon Dec 8, 2014, 08:36 PM
Star Member mopinko (42,717 posts)
4. gonna be a tough one.

thanksgiving blew. well, not completely. but last year there were 6 of us, this year will be just me, and one of the kids.
i may go to the big family get together. havent been in several years. several folks i dont really want to see. but find myself really lonely for family.
i'll prolly be sorry.

This Thanksgiving, Big Mo managed to chase off everyone except for one kid.  Mostly likely the rest of the family lets out  a collective sigh of relief when she doesn't show up for Christmas, but she's looking to spoil their fun this year.



Title: Re: stevenumbers checks up on the loony bin; Big Mo checks in
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 23, 2014, 09:42:28 PM
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olddots (4,912 posts)
1. can we skip this month ?

Very difficult time of year the so called theorpists go away and leave people worse off .

I have a solution for you dummie. Find a tall building, climb up it and jump off. Problem solved!

5 cent please.
Title: Re: stevenumbers checks up on the loony bin; Big Mo checks in
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on December 23, 2014, 10:09:08 PM
It's amazing. Normal people tend to look forward this time of year. DUmmies go into instant depression at the mere thought that their therapists are spending a good time with their families/friends instead of sitting around and hearing how pathetic they are.

Don't you DUmmies understand, your constant depression is their gravy train even if the government is paying your bill. The longer you stay depressed, the more money they make.
Title: Re: stevenumbers checks up on the loony bin; Big Mo checks in
Post by: Big Dog on December 23, 2014, 10:17:36 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 23, 2014, 09:35:33 PM
This Thanksgiving, Big Mo managed to chase off everyone except for one kid.  Mostly likely the rest of the family lets out  a collective sigh of relief when she doesn't show up for Christmas, but she's looking to spoil their fun this year.

Her family is happy when Mo the Crazy Chicken Witch hermits herself. They can serve chicken for dinner without having Mo wail and rend her clothes.
Title: Re: stevenumbers checks up on the loony bin; Big Mo checks in
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 24, 2014, 02:09:32 AM
The perpetually engorged stevenumbers cruises the loonybin every once in a while, hoping for a piece of crazytail.

He has an unbroken record of tail fail, regardless of sanity.
Title: Re: stevenumbers checks up on the loony bin; Big Mo checks in
Post by: tanstaafl on December 24, 2014, 06:41:11 AM
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on December 23, 2014, 10:09:08 PM
It's amazing. Normal people tend to look forward this time of year. DUmmies go into instant depression at the mere thought that their therapists are spending a good time with their families/friends instead of sitting around and hearing how pathetic they are.

Don't you DUmmies understand, your constant depression is their gravy train even if the government is paying your bill. The longer you stay depressed, the more money they make.

I'll bet half of the 'missing' therapists are out pricing new ski boats and jet skis for their kids, and the other half is down at the coast using their ski boats and jet skis.

And having some good times with friends  sharing a bottle of reisling while regaling them with their own versions of the looney tunes.