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Title: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: franksolich on December 23, 2014, 10:59:18 AM: One may vote for up to four

What would the primitives most likely give up, so as to be permanently ensconced on the dole, to give them a guaranteed lifetime of indolence and ease?
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 23, 2014, 11:05:01 AM: Quote
primitive males would be willing to have their balls cut off

I firmly believe 75% of them would do this in a heartbeat. For LIbEralS, they are nothing more than an appendix, anyway.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: Carl on December 23, 2014, 11:15:18 AM: I voted "other" because I don`t think there is one damn thing they would do,they just expect it and enjoy the impotent misery of wailing about not getting what they feel owed.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 23, 2014, 11:28:55 AM: Anything goes below the neck to get the Golden Ticket.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 23, 2014, 11:43:42 AM: Quote from: Carl on December 23, 2014, 11:15:18 AM
I voted "other" because I don`t think there is one damn thing they would do,they just expect it and enjoy the impotent misery of wailing about not getting what they feel owed.
I voted other because of this ^ and "blame the Jews" was not listed.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: whiffleball on December 23, 2014, 12:03:31 PM: I think the majority would be willing to give up most anything to be 'cared for' for life. I've yet to see any evidence of pride. Pride implies a sense of responsibility and self worth.

Besides DUmmie men don't use balls and RadFems are ashamed of breasts. They wouldn't miss them.

edit for spelling
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 23, 2014, 12:39:44 PM: Gang . . . I accidentally clicked on the "too proud" option. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I feel shame. :thatsright:
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: sharkhawk on December 23, 2014, 12:42:21 PM: All of the above and more.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: sharkhawk on December 23, 2014, 12:43:26 PM: Quote from: sharkhawk on December 23, 2014, 12:42:21 PM
All of the above and more.

Ok, I thought maybe a troll got in here, because we all know that proud and DUmmie don't go together.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: USA4ME on December 23, 2014, 12:48:17 PM: The point being that liberals would gladly enhance the severity of a paper cut if they thought it meant "Don't ever have to work again and all of life's needs are freely provided to me by the gov't." They are the embodiment of both moochers and moocher enablers.

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Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: thundley4 on December 23, 2014, 01:02:09 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 23, 2014, 12:39:44 PM
Gang . . . I accidentally clicked on the "too proud" option. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I feel shame. :thatsright:

For a minute there, I thought a DUmmie had voted. :rofl:
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 23, 2014, 01:05:24 PM: "I voted my best interest" is thought to be enough by DUmmies....and history shows they be right.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: Karin on December 23, 2014, 01:17:00 PM: I picked "chop off an arm or leg on purpose" even before I saw the choices.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: obumazombie on December 23, 2014, 01:37:31 PM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on December 23, 2014, 11:43:42 AM
I voted other because of this ^ and "blame the Jews" was not listed.

I lurked on the thread hoping that option would be added.
I am glad you replied with it.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: zeitgeist on December 23, 2014, 02:12:03 PM: The Joos <this should be a standard option for all polls IMHO>

The shirt off your back.

All the above.

A better question might be "what would it take to get the primitives permanently off the dole?"

A million dollars tax free.
Lifetime supply of dope.
Destruction of Israel and all Jews.
Inheritance of house with dowry.
Cuban Cigar franchise.

:rofl:
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on December 23, 2014, 02:30:24 PM: They wouldn't be willing to sacrifice anything thats "theirs".

They'd be willing to "sarcrifice" yours mine though, and claim it was "theirs".

CMD
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: Skul on December 23, 2014, 03:36:24 PM: Other.
Primitives are not known for making any sacrifice for anything.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: J P Sousa on December 23, 2014, 08:10:34 PM: Quote from: Skul on December 23, 2014, 03:36:24 PM
Other.
Primitives are not known for making any sacrifice for anything.

:lol:
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Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: BattleHymn on December 23, 2014, 10:06:59 PM: I voted for all of the top four. They'd do anything.

Any time I read about the disability gravy train, I think of Errol Morris and Vernon, Florida. This is what Skin's Island would look like, if they could get away with it:

http://nowiknow.com/one-armed-bandits/
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on December 23, 2014, 10:14:09 PM: Quote
primitive males would be willing to have their balls cut off

Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on December 23, 2014, 11:05:01 AM
I firmly believe 75% of them would do this in a heartbeat. For LIbEralS, they are nothing more than an appendix, anyway.

They have to have balls to start with. Liberal men have more estrogen than Liberal women. If fact, liberals hate men that don't act like women and women that don't look like men.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 23, 2014, 10:15:56 PM: I voted: teh JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: tanstaafl on December 24, 2014, 07:34:35 AM: I voted "OTHER" because:

A: Dummie 'men' don't have any balls.
B: Dummie wymenz may have breasts, but usually the sweater puppies are either flappy as a bloodhound's ears or stunted at their pre-teen state.
C: Several are trying this as we speak. Kirk, for one, and he still has to beg. But I noticed in his latest squealing that he needs extra cash to buy the love of his katz yet not a word about buying poor Jeanette a new pair of gloves for her job picking up trash along I-15.

E: Yes. But, using the words 'proud' and 'DUmmy' in the same sentence is just wrong. They have no pride.

So, it's 'other' for me. But, they would definitely do just about anything to get, or stay on, the dole.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: obumazombie on December 24, 2014, 10:53:23 AM: Quote from: freedumb2003b on December 23, 2014, 10:15:56 PM
I voted: teh JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!

I got so excited I checked the poll to see if that option was added.
Alas...sadface.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: jtyangel on December 24, 2014, 10:58:03 AM: Quote from: tanstaafl on December 24, 2014, 07:34:35 AM
I voted "OTHER" because:

A: Dummie 'men' don't have any balls.
B: Dummie wymenz may have breasts, but usually the sweater puppies are either flappy as a bloodhound's ears or stunted at their pre-teen state.
C: Several are trying this as we speak. Kirk, for one, and he still has to beg. But I noticed in his latest squealing that he needs extra cash to buy the love of his katz yet not a word about buying poor Jeanette a new pair of gloves for her job picking up trash along I-15.

E: Yes. But, using the words 'proud' and 'DUmmy' in the same sentence is just wrong. They have no pride.

So, it's 'other' for me. But, they would definitely do just about anything to get, or stay on, the dole.
at last check I thought he said the extent of his empathy was to help her get on disability to. Nice guy there.
Title: Re: poll: what sacrifice would primitives make, to get permanently on the dole?
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 24, 2014, 12:07:51 PM: I voted for Other as it is a tough one to call. I can understand what others are saying in this topic.