fizzgig (21,678 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018703071
this is the best work christmas party i have ever been to
the husband's boss rented a party bus to denver for an orgy of food at an italian buffet and i think we're on our way to boulder, but i honestly have no idea. we're having an epic 80s karaoke session and i am comfortably inebriated.
my work party was pizza and soda in the break room.
wheeeeeeee!
Not a lot of replies yet. I am hoping we'll get photos...
fizzy
i am comfortably inebriated.
At this point she'd drink her own urine, and not be able to tell the difference.
Stupidly drunk women are unattractive.
Stupidly drunk women who are bald are even more unattractive.
Maybe all of the guys will get lucky, and she will pass out before she has the time to make an advance on any of them.
As I gaze into my crystal ball, and the swirling smoke inside begins to thin, I see at least one lucky male tele-poller getting a blowjob in the back seats of the bus. The question will remain as to if fizzie is a good girl, or a spitter.
But that is the only sex the fizzie one will get tonight.
fizzgig (21,678 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018703071
this is the best work christmas party i have ever been to
the husband's boss rented a party bus to denver for an orgy of food at an italian buffet and i think we're on our way to boulder, but i honestly have no idea. we're having an epic 80s karaoke session and i am comfortably inebriated.
my work party was pizza and soda in the break room.
wheeeeeeee!
Stupidly drunk women are unattractive.
Stupidly drunk women who are bald are even more unattractive.
Maybe all of the guys will get lucky, and she will pass out before she has the time to make an advance on any of them.
How long before the drunken sheep crieswolfrape?
What kind of rape? Raped by a republican rape, Whoopi Goldberg rape rape, or plain old run of the mill rape?
The type of rape where a bitch gets so drunk that she thinks she was drunk enough to have sex, but doesn't remember, so she accuses someone/anyone of raping her.
Oh, so Lena Dunham Republican rape, then. :-)