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Title: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: dutch508 on December 21, 2014, 12:57:44 AM
Did you really expect anything else?

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fizzgig (21,678 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018703071

this is the best work christmas party i have ever been to
the husband's boss rented a party bus to denver for an orgy of food at an italian buffet and i think we're on our way to boulder, but i honestly have no idea. we're having an epic 80s karaoke session and i am comfortably inebriated.

my work party was pizza and soda in the break room.

wheeeeeeee!


fizzygig. Drunk off her ass and singing on a bus headed to God knows where! I thought she hated to SO? No mention of him though. Some lucky ****er is gonna get lucky! Too bad he'll ahve to chew his arm off in the morning to get away.

Not a lot of replies yet. I am hoping we'll get photos...
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: Big Dog on December 21, 2014, 01:06:51 AM
Quote from: dutch508 on December 21, 2014, 12:57:44 AM
Not a lot of replies yet. I am hoping we'll get photos...

Selfies of fizzy's ear. She's too ****ed up to find her own face.

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fizzy

i am comfortably inebriated.

At this point she'd drink her own urine, and not be able to tell the difference.
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: BattleHymn on December 21, 2014, 01:30:15 AM
Stupidly drunk women are unattractive.

Stupidly drunk women who are bald are even more unattractive. 

Maybe all of the guys will get lucky, and she will pass out before she has the time to make an advance on any of them.

 
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2014, 08:29:29 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on December 21, 2014, 01:06:51 AM
At this point she'd drink her own urine, and not be able to tell the difference.

Probably proofs out high enough to keep her plastered.
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: tanstaafl on December 21, 2014, 08:41:46 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 21, 2014, 01:30:15 AM
Stupidly drunk women are unattractive.

Stupidly drunk women who are bald are even more unattractive. 

Maybe all of the guys will get lucky, and she will pass out before she has the time to make an advance on any of them.

 

As I gaze into my crystal ball, and the swirling smoke inside begins to thin, I see at least one lucky male tele-poller getting a blowjob in the back seats of the bus. The question will remain as to if fizzie is a good girl, or a spitter.

But that is the only sex the fizzie one will get tonight.
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: Big Dog on December 21, 2014, 10:49:07 AM
Quote from: tanstaafl on December 21, 2014, 08:41:46 AM
As I gaze into my crystal ball, and the swirling smoke inside begins to thin, I see at least one lucky male tele-poller getting a blowjob in the back seats of the bus. The question will remain as to if fizzie is a good girl, or a spitter.

But that is the only sex the fizzie one will get tonight.

Once she passed out, somebody may have tossed a hot dog down that hallway.

<<-- Not a fan of flaccid pooters.

(http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hotdoghallway.jpg)

Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2014, 07:47:07 PM
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fizzgig (21,678 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018703071

this is the best work christmas party i have ever been to
the husband's boss rented a party bus to denver for an orgy of food at an italian buffet and i think we're on our way to boulder, but i honestly have no idea. we're having an epic 80s karaoke session and i am comfortably inebriated.

my work party was pizza and soda in the break room.

wheeeeeeee!

Quote from: BattleHymn on December 21, 2014, 01:30:15 AM
Stupidly drunk women are unattractive.

Stupidly drunk women who are bald are even more unattractive. 

Maybe all of the guys will get lucky, and she will pass out before she has the time to make an advance on any of them.

 

How long before the drunken sheep cries wolf rape?
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: BattleHymn on December 21, 2014, 08:20:52 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on December 21, 2014, 07:47:07 PM
How long before the drunken sheep cries wolf rape?

What kind of rape?  Raped by a republican rape, Whoopi Goldberg rape rape, or plain old run of the mill rape? 

Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2014, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 21, 2014, 08:20:52 PM
What kind of rape?  Raped by a republican rape, Whoopi Goldberg rape rape, or plain old run of the mill rape?

The type of rape where a bitch gets so drunk that she thinks she was drunk enough to have sex, but doesn't remember, so she accuses someone/anyone of raping her.
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: BattleHymn on December 21, 2014, 11:19:51 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on December 21, 2014, 09:03:15 PM
The type of rape where a bitch gets so drunk that she thinks she was drunk enough to have sex, but doesn't remember, so she accuses someone/anyone of raping her.

Oh, so Lena Dunham Republican rape, then.   :-)
Title: Re: Fizzygig; Drunka nd on the Road to somewhere!
Post by: thundley4 on December 22, 2014, 12:54:41 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 21, 2014, 11:19:51 PM
Oh, so Lena Dunham Republican rape, then.   :-)

Exactly.