Are there any nominees that didn't make it into the top 20? I admit, I haven't been following closely this year.
#19 Top DUmmie of 2014: darkangel218
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. And Frank would kill me for divulging the info.
The voting was quite interesting, though. Thanks to everyone who took the time to nominate & vote all! It was kinda fun to tabulate.
I thought this idiot would have posted higher in the results. Apparently threatening to leave the DUmp, having nearly as many fake degrees as nads, and a republican boyfriend just isn't enough to place in the top ten.The Dorkanglenumbers primitive, while putting out quality product, just wasn't productive enough. She really trailed off the righteous path during the critical pre- and post-election period. Thusly, I urge all DUmmies to step up the pitiful ranting, empty threats and general maudlining in the future if you want a tantalizing title courtesy of CC.
Better luck next year, DUmbass!
The Dorkanglenumbers primitive, while putting out quality product, just wasn't productive enough. She really trailed off the righteous path during the critical pre- and post-election period. Thusly, I urge all DUmmies to step up the pitiful ranting, empty threats and general maudlining in the future if you want a tantalizing title courtesy of CC.
After all, there is the post-Holiday crying period for the DUmmies coming up a week from now.
So it's quality and quantity !
I'm thinking about maybe next year, closing nominations after the first 45, the way things worked out so excellently this year.
In previous years, there'd been 60, 70, 80 nominees, and I wonder if that vast number caused confusion in voters' minds.
So maybe it'd be better to have a "closing time" when a certain number's reached, than a calendar time.
Top DUmmies of 2014: those who came close, but no bananaConsidering the primitives are a step below the missing link, denying them a banana is cruel and unusual punishment...I like it!
#18 Top DUmmie of 2014: Omaha SteveBetter luck next year.
Better luck next year.
Oh, wait...
You know the big guy's going to go to Lourdes, and come back proclaiming it's a miracle, he's been cured; I suspect that'll be enough to bounce him right back up next year.Maybe he'll find some magical eddy in the Omaha sewer system that nobody knows about.
I can understand why having so many nominees would cause some confusion, but I think the best thing that could happen is that if the DUmmies would step up their game to make himself/herself/itself more memorable. The DUmmies must remember that when posting at DU just being standard nutty as a fruitcake isn't a guaranty for celebrity because DU is full of nuts. Just being a regular nut at DU is like being a grain of sand on a beach.
You know, sir, next year I think I'll stress something about what one should do, when it comes to voting, but first I must say that this year's Top Ten is the most solid slate ever awarded, not an outlier in any of it.
It's a first-rate, top-notch, tip-top, first-class slate.
I think the best "strategy" for voting, especially if a ballot's long, is for one to first consider the primitives he remembers the most, and then check the ballot to see which ones are on it, voting accordingly.
Starting off by first looking at the list of nominees can get one mired down.
Okay, there's going to be seventeen awards this year
Can't they be like kids today and all get an award for participating?
I think I had OS in my Top 10. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.Not according to the ballot you sent me.
Not according to the ballot you sent me.
Not according to the ballot you sent me.
I got something confused, then. I had him for one of the special awards.Yep, you did.
#17 Top DUmmie of 2014: malaise
#18 Top DUmmie of 2014: Omaha Steve
I'm not overly familiar with this particular dummie. Screen name probably describes this loser perfectly.
#18 Top DUmmie of 2014: Omaha Steve
The malice primitive's been around for a long time; she's an older woman part of the 1% down in Jamaica. While conditions in the United States appear to bother her, she seems blissfully unaware of the even-more abysmal poverty and despair that exists on her island.
Until this year, the malice primitive wasn't known for any special reason, other than her penchant for posting hurricane warnings. The Pacific being nadin's province, her domain has been the Atlantic.
I nominated her, and voted for her, because of her strident hate-filled anti-Semitism that seems only recently evolved. But she apparently jumped on that band-wagon a little too late this year. If she continues riding it, I'm sure she'll be a solid contender for the Top DUmmies in 2015.
Thanks Frank! I really could not recall ever seeing something by her... that don't mean anything though. I have a hard time remembering my name sometimes. :cheersmate:
The malice primitive's been around for a long time; she's an older woman part of the 1% down in Jamaica. While conditions in the United States appear to bother her, she seems blissfully unaware of the even-more abysmal poverty and despair that exists on her island.
Until this year, the malice primitive wasn't known for any special reason, other than her penchant for posting hurricane warnings. The Pacific being nadin's province, her domain has been the Atlantic.
I nominated her, and voted for her, because of her strident hate-filled anti-Semitism that seems only recently evolved. But she apparently jumped on that band-wagon a little too late this year. If she continues riding it, I'm sure she'll be a solid contender for the Top DUmmies in 2015.
frank, which DUmmie was it that acted as nadin's main sycophant? I had originally thought it to be malaise, but I guess I was wrong.
#16 Top DUmmie of 2014: grasswire
Nuts! I had Doctor Professor Grasswipe Judy, M.D., Ph.D., D.D., D.V.M., B.S.N., C.N.N., M.S.N.B.C., in my Top Ten. I'm sort of disappointed to see her show up here at #16, as she is sort of like the mailman (no offense, miskie), and almost always delivers something incredibly stupid in every post.
Recently, in her attempts to foil the franksolich from taking the life of another Andy, she has discovered how to nadin things, and has taken it upon herself to inform people of ways to cure their ailments, advice for/against medical associations, home remedies for cats, and anything else she can find nadining things.
malaise (125,628 posts) Sat Dec 20, 2014, 09:03 PM
Do we actually know who killed those cops
It's very neat and convenient - they appear to have been shot by a marksman - two minority cops shot in the head at the same time reforms are demanded and the killer came all the way from Baltimore and just happened to write a farewell note that includes a threat to cops.
This really looks too neat.
I want more info - yes it's horrible for their families and I grieve for them regardless of who committed this awful act.
I'm skeptical about everything these days.
cwydro (14,449 posts) Sat Dec 20, 2014, 09:44 PM
36. You are making a fool of yourself here.
Just stop it.
Who do you think killed them? Great conspiracy person that you are? Tell us.
I still remember you and nadin saying that the government had ships of dead folks offshore during a hurricane that did not produce the number of casualties that you would have liked.
Remember that? I do. More utter conspiracy nonsense.
Goodness gracious. Stop it. Or tell us who killed the cops, since you do not believe the official story.
Trashing this thread now.
How sad to be someone who can ignore such a horrid act - instead, using it to make into a story of your own.
There's a substantial number of British and Canadians permanent residents in Jamaica; I'll bet she's one of them.
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 05:01 PM
malaise (125,630 posts)
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I can't wait
Grasswire/Judys most famous claim to fame of course is her picture publicizing the bakery shop the home for the mentally retarded was humoring her into thinking would exist.
A mess of glop that appears to have fallen out on the floor and was hastily scooped back in,very much similar to the efforts of a preteens first attempt at baking,which of course can be expected there.
There are few as hate filled as it is,a bitter old crone that has failed at everything in life.
This thread is so awesome.
I'm on the verge of declaring it a basic human right !
#15 Top DUmmie of 2014: diabeticmanLate showing, poor finish.
Late showing, poor finish.
If only he had asked his wife for advice.
(I'd include the Las Vegas Leviathan and his wife Jeanette here, but it's unkind to speak ill of the dead [with certain exceptions].)Wait, what?
Wait, what?
With a name like 'Erich Bloodaxe BSN' I figured the guy was a flaming homo.
Late showing, poor finish.
If only he had asked his wife for advice.
#15 is a respectable finish for such a dark horse, I think. If he keeps up his momentum into next year, he could certainly finish higher.
Also, apparently dear old sweet Lu of the cooking and baking forum, and walrus-face of last year's fame, this past year sprung loose of this mortal coil.
Whoa, wait.
Douglas C. Bulna of Rockaway NJ, the Jersey Walrus, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet and holder of the trademark for JIZZ, died?
And no one on Skins' Island knew?
#14 Top DUmmie of 2014: MineralManI though Rock Head would honestly get in the top 10. But then again I'm never sure how everyone else will vote. And I wouldn't ever fudge the vote count.
#14 Top DUmmie of 2014: MineralMan
#13 Top DUmmie of 2014: fizzgig
Lucky 13.
#13 Top DUmmie of 2014: fizzgig
(http://vanessachapman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/hair.jpg)
I'd hate to think what part of the body that hair could have come from if it was fizzgig's.
Yuck...mind bleach alert!!!!!!
Wait, what?
With a name like 'Erich Bloodaxe BSN' I figured the guy was a flaming homo.
#12 Top DUmmie of 2014: graham4anythingA twelfth of a gross. Maybe more.
#12 Top DUmmie of 2014: graham4anything
You guys that voted for this primitive- is he largely active over at the DU Jr.?
The last I could recall him was when he got booted from the island last year.
cali/kentuck/NYC_SKP/nadin/Peggy probably comprise half of the top ten . . .
Speaking of dead, near-dead DUmmies, does anybody know anything about Peg's pal, WCGreen? He's still alive AFAIK.
#11 Top DUmmie of 2014: KingCharlemagne
#11 Top DUmmie of 2014: KingCharlemagne
Off the top of my head, I'm going to assume it's head hair, as there is a pair of scissors pictured next to the scalp, and not a hedge trimmer.
cali/kentuck/NYC_SKP/nadin/Peggy probably comprise half of the top ten . . .
I expected Aerows, to finish much higher.
Same with the fizzgig.
There is always next year for fizzgig, but I think the Aerows primitive gave its best shot with the raccoon & rabies spiel.
Just wait 'til 2015. Aerows will get tag-teamed by two mangy raccoons and date-raped by a honey badger with herpes!
<<-- Expecting big things from ol' Coon Bait next year.
Yeah, agreed. This has got to be the best way to handle the "no banana" primitives. Aspiring primitives could gain a lot of information on how to end up in the Top Ten, if only they read this thread. It's as chocked full of hints and tips as one of Grasswipe Judy's posts.
Ah, you're somewhat right, but not completely so.
One of those primitives can sleep like an infant, knowing that the poison pen of franksolich is stayed.
<<<not giving away any secrets, just trying to build speculation and suspense.
And since she's around so many rough rethuglicans where she's at, fartraped, too.
A pity RedQueen or one of the other principal Riders of the Femapocalypse wasn't in that bunch (Bainsbane may count on that score, but she's nuts for other reasons as well), shrieking that male heterosexuality is rape. Sadly, I got tied up with mundane affairs and neglected to nominate any candidates.